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‘At least practice safe sex’ bila anak-anak Melayu Islam, lelaki perempuan justify beli kondom untuk berzina.
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Buatlah.
Bila ada anak-anak nanti, titipkan pesanan yang sama:
❝Haikal / Melisa, ummi / abi tahu you dah besar dan dah ada keinginan nak berzina. Nah guna kondom❞
“Yang boleh keluar pasal kondom ni bila budak tu degil sangat nak juga main. AT LEAST supaya tak menyusahkan orang lain kutip baby”
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Sebab tu aku cakap, kau nak fikir macam tu, nanti anak kau miang nak berzina, kau belikan jer sekotak kondom biar BF dia tak pancut dalam ok bro?
‘Apa penyelesaian anda?’ asked someone.
I don’t pretend to be an all-knowing [insert your favourite tweetfamous’ name here] and it’s not my job to offer you solutions.
I was just stating my POV on condoms and zina. You rasa kondom tu bagus, selitkan sekotak dalam beg adik you.
‘Sex education bukan pasal kondom kalau nak buat seks. Oh my... boleh tak berkembang sikit’ kata seorang kakak.
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Siapa cakap pasal sex education?
I bercakap isu mempromosikan kondom sebagai alat pencegah kehamilan sekiranya ingin berzina.
Because that seems to be the consensus.
Dan I kata tak kata pun ‘promosi kondom’ tu salah - your body, your temple. Kalau rasa nak bagi orang keluar-masuk temple korang, please do it.
Cuma I cakap, nanti you dah ada anak, bolehlah hadiahkan sekotak dua kondom for that ‘just in case’ and ‘sekurang-kurangnya’ moments.
Thing is, apa yang I perasan, people are absolutely okay with contemporaries using condoms to avoid pregnancy - tapi bila I cakap ‘nanti ada anak, bolehlah bagi kondom jugak’, semua triggered.
What seems to be the problem?
Dengan anak-anak sendiri tak boleh pula, boo?
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📷 @EqwanRoslan
‘Can’t win with people who can't accept progress. They don't know that their kids already learned about zina elsewhere’ said one kakak.
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Sis, sebab itu I cakap - dan I ulang lagi - kalau sis rasa diri dah ‘progresif’, bila ada anak-anak nanti, hadiahkan mereka sekotak kondom.
If you’re commenting in my thread, please be coherent and stick to my topic : ‘beri kondom kepada anak-anak, adik beradik supaya mereka boleh berzina tanpa rasa bersalah mengandung di luar nikah’.
I didn’t talk about sex ed.
Nak bicara hal itu, boleh ke group sebelah.
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