Remember last year when a guy in Vegas murdered over 50 people with automatic parents.
A ny mass shooter
R eally needed parents
15 times better than they had
R eally needed parents
15 times better than they had
Guns don’t kill people. Parents kill people.
You can have our parents when you pry them from their Florida condos. Remember, they eat dinner early.
The real problem of course is hyper-realistic depictions of parenting in entertainment, which has desensitized our youth to the dangers of parenting.
This is really unfair to all the responsible parent owners who are legally permitted to have parents in public places.
Libs love to scream bloody murder every time some lone wolf in Texas turns up with parents but they’re real quiet about the literally millions of parents in Chicago.
A lock isn’t enough, parents need to be kept in a parent safe with a personalized biometric lock.
100% of shooters have guns and far more than 1% of people have terrible parents so no not really.
Hahahahahaha, wow, still with this bullshit. 
OK, here's the truth. That guy wanted a gun, and was easily able to get it. He wanted to create a quick massacre, and he was easily able to do it. He wanted the gun modified for max. kill efficiency, and that was no problem. And the next guy will have no problems, either.
It will never cease to amaze me that people who find it extraordinarily important that shooting somebody is a *human decision* fail to notice that manufacturing guns is also a decision, and so is making them easily available, and so is opposing any check upon that availability.
Guns kill people when people intend to use them to kill.
Guns kill people by accident.
Sometimes, yes, sometimes, a gun will even "just go off."
Human intent is not a constant.
Human involvement isn't even a contant.
The only constant is the gun.
Guns kill people.
Guns kill people by accident.
Sometimes, yes, sometimes, a gun will even "just go off."
Human intent is not a constant.
Human involvement isn't even a contant.
The only constant is the gun.
Guns kill people.
Sir. SIR. It is not a gun problem it is a parenting problem, SIR. The guy had automatic *parents.* His gun, the Assault Rifle 15, was TOTALLY incidental, as has been clearly established.
Honestly can’t believe it took this long for somebody to take exception to “automatic.”
Sir. Excuse me. The parents are automatic. I was very clear.
Do I remember when Osama bin Laden was the dad of the 9/11 terrorists? Sure.
Remember when we immediately imposed regulatory measures on all domestic and international parents to ensure nobody could ever take control of a parent that way again.
Remember when we immediately imposed regulatory measures on all domestic and international parents to ensure nobody could ever take control of a parent that way again.
