Thread by @_NAN_DINI

Now that the boys, their coach have been rescued & Thailand has shown us all how it can be done with agencies coming together professionally, calmly & efficiently…

1.We might want to look at a #IndiaCaveRescue scenario …

2.Babu
I haven’t heard about it nor received the letter yet but of course we will look into it when the matter reaches us.

Politician 1
It’s not such a big thing. These things keep happening.

3.Shaker Faker
We have done the caste breakup of the boys in the cave & it could go this way or that.
Debashish xyz writes on how caste dominates the watery landscape.

4. Missy Prissy - The country is in shock. In discussion at 9 pm on North South East with John Dayal, Shahid Siddique & Lalu Yadav from a hospital bed.
Have we lost the plot ... er… & lost the boys ?

Mr Cash For Rescue - Glad to see a Saraswat Brahmin lead the team of divers.

5. Breathless Bhartha- Three divers going in now with unidentifiable equipment. Two are already in. Can you hear that chopper whirring overhead ? Over & out.

JrReporter - This is not a terror attack Bhartha.

6.Breathless Bhartha - O of course.
Writing my oped for WaPo then -
Has the moment passed ? Is Modi too late in sending in his team ? Will the re re revitalised Rahul grab the opportunity?

7.Saggy - The need of the hour is a beautiful Prince by the name of Jawahar to come by on a horse & rescue these young boys. But alas Modi has neither ability nor class.
Can the man even ride a horse ?!?

8.Politician 2
We never had such incidents during our time. If only Narendra Modi wasn’t zipping across the world he would have had the time to check which caves were unsafe, the shocking state of the economy, demonisation, GST ....

9.Breaking News !!!

Attractive Journalist With A ShakyShaky Head On A Loose Pivot to a Parent- Aapko kaise lag raha hai ?
Parent - We are very worried & praying for our child’s safe return.
Attractive Journalist etcetc - The parents are very angry & disappointed with the PM....

10.Breaking News !!!

Helper to the helper to the assistant to the diver - The diving equipment is substandard.

*Wailing mothers. Fainting grandmothers. Sound byte from sisters friend.*

11.Hoor 1- Please send money for the rehabilitation of the boys. We are enlisting lawyers on behalf of the Muslim boys to sue the coach & who ever else we can sue.

Hoor 2- Just heard that the Muslim boy is sharing his food. This is Ganga Jamuni Tehzeeb

12.Breaking News !!
Sources tell us there was a hidden exit from which Modi has removed all Gujarati boys.

Politician 3
Yes I heard one diver lost his life. What can I do ? He gets paid, no ?

14. By the end of it the country is in turmoil, angry, frustrated, questioning decisions, insulted, ready for civil strife.

Republic TV
Shows footage of the rescue.
Silence.....!

15. Then.....
Look at the timing !!! 2019 is approaching.
Shameful !
This is not the India we knew.