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Those who attended #KartarpurCorridorOpening

1. Ms BobbedyBob. Neck On A Lose Pivot. Expect no depth but gushiness galore. Was touted to be the Next Big Thing after Diva left but what to do, the TV channel itself sank & only wakes up to Modi Should Resign & Pakistani Delites.
2. Mr Slapped Around who didn’t quite understand Modi Mania till MSG. Even now he goes around the country during election time with his beatific smile prodding, cajoling sometimes almost begging people to say something against Narendra Modi but mostly they refuse to oblige.
3. Ms Foreign Affairs Editor who’s naive & cute questions on our neighbours can …er…catch you by surprise. Looking forward to reports of warmth, hospitality & Im The Dim is genuine & different.
4. The Buffoon who only needs a spot light to let his motor mouth run with cringeworthy poetry. He epitomises the Pakistan Infatuated Circus. Happy to be used & happy to crawl over the bloodshed of seven decades.
5. Back home !
ISI, Pak Army, Hafiz Saeed pleased as punch to see their favourite Endian. Now await The News Ka Kacchumbar spiced with exaggerated facial expressions just in case you don’t get her ‘message’. Pakistan Roxx.
6. Harsimrat Kaur Badal & Hardip Puri, able ministers on duty on behalf of Govt of India. Well played.
Those who didn’t make it to #KartarpurCorridorOpening

1. Mr Coupta. Your in-depth analysis with a definite slant will be missed. You could have used this opportunity to brush up on your coup scenarios from experts who actually conduct coup d’etats every few years.
2. Mr. Inko Hataaye. Have to give it to Rahul’s maturity & aptitude for geo politics that he knew the sub continent could only take one buffoon at a time. So he sent the other one.
3. Mr Inked Face. Im The Dims laughable comparison of France & Germany with India & Pakistan would have warmed your heart. We trust even you would have forgotten to remind him that Germany doesn’t send terrorists to kill French soldiers & civilians.
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