Thread by @TGGUKAU

[taekook au]
taehyung works in a coffee shop & sends cute notes to a regular he has a crush on. she’s the sister of jeon jeongguk, an infamous biker. he comes to warn tae not to mess with his little sister but, fuck, the boy is adorable and suddenly guk becomes a regular himself.

or, the au in which guk doesn’t know how to deal with feelings but he does know that the rush in his veins and the warmth in his chest he gets when he sees taehyung are really, really getting on his damn nerves.

— hi.

first of all, thank you for reading! please quote instead of replying as the thread might break.

this is gonna be all over the place: angst, crack, fluff, perhaps nsfw sometimes.

i love to read your opinions so please do tell me what you think about this au!

enjoy. 💫

— ZERO | PROFILES

— pt. 1
when drake said these are taehyung’s, jimin’s and yoongi’s profiles, yeah i felt that.

— pt. 2
jeon, hoseok and the other jeon

— pt. 3
the mutual friends

— ONE | MEETING SOO-MI (a month earlier)

(warning: it’s straight.)

— he’s not bored anymore.

— TWO | MEETING THE ORIGINAL JEON

(still straight but as neil armstrong probably never said, one small step for the hets, a giant leap for the gays)

— it’s the only way...

— they all agree

— who’s gonna tell him?

— ^ you called?

— [UNSEND TWEET]

— the jeons talk and soo-mi (accidentally) gives guk an idea

— days pass, taehyung and soo-mi keep being hetties and guk isn’t having it

— jeongguk is just worried

— cinematic parallels

— let’s get it ladies

— what the fuck just happened

— here’s what (the fuck) happened -pt. 1

— what (the fuck) just happened - pt. 2

— what (the fuck) just happened - pt. 3

— THREE | A NUMBER

(still kinda straight? but hang in there we’ll get through this together i believe in the power of gays)

— jesus oppar fighting 😫✊💕💒🙏🙈💖

— gays*

— yoongi is a mood

— tag yourself i’m jeongguk literally always

— .

— leave it.

— mirror, mirror

— it’s not

— the next morning

— pretty boy and bad boy (pt. 1)

— pretty boy and bad boy (pt. 2)

— pretty boy and bad boy (pt. 3)

he forgot

— days go by and guk is a regular

— one day, tae makes a move (not really a move)

— i laughed

— 😊

— FOUR | BOYFRIEND

(let me quote what william shakespeare should’ve said in the tempest, act 1, scene 2, page 10: “hell is empty and all the hets are here.”)

— he would never hurt me like this

— “he would never hurt me like this,” he said.

— well, guk tried

— i’m straight

— 404 ERROR

— it’s happening

— their first date (no homo though) pt. 1

— their first date (no homo though) pt. 2

— a cold

— friends

— so, it went well?

— guess who hangs out more and more together as the time passes? (it’s not gay if he says no homo)

— ... but taehyung’s still straight.

— .

— NOT crying

— GAY GODS 💕🙏💒❤️💓

— don’t. (pt. 1)

— don’t. (pt. 2)

— don’t. (pt. 3)
hurting

— FIVE | NICOTINE AND REGRETS

( a b c d e f gay h i j k l m n o panic q r s t u v w x y z)

— :(((((

— why

— feelings

— the next day...

— break

— abort

— uh

— tag yourself i’m soo-mi

— take me daddy

— thank god soo-mi listened to guk for once in her life so y’all get some crack before the shit goes down

— the three musketeers

— tae asks joonie for help

— perhaps a bit homo but where the hell is jeongguk?

— he’s alive

— what on earth are you doing?

— nicotine and regret (pt. 1)

— nicotine and regret (pt. 2)
that’s all he tastes.

— SIX | PRETTY FLOWERS AND THE UGLY TRUTH

(it’s not straight but... at what cost?)

— no feelings

— lie

— ...

— yoongi invented giving advice (ft. taehyung’s character development)

— aren’t we all yoongi?

— the next day guk doesn’t come to the coffee shop

— even after a week, guk keeps avoiding taehyung

— want

— i’m (not) a bad bitch

— what thé

— not with this plan you’re not

— i crave death

— they talk but there’s no use cause guk sucks at feelings

— hoseok and dumbass talk

— p-progress?

— hey, pretty boy

— see you then

— taehyung doesn’t miss him

— things seem to be going well

— they aren’t even dating someone help guk he’s just too scared to ask

— stolen man

— finally

— look who texted jeongguk while he was busy preparing for the date uh-oh...

— it’s started

— how could you

— pretty white petals

— can’t love you now

— i’m sorry

— i already am

— a mess

— no

— he’s still sad

— as days pass, jimin and yoongi try to make taehyung feel better. they think it works, until tae is left alone with his thoughts and guk invades every single one of them.

— meanwhile, people are worried about jeongguk.

— someone else is worried too

— SEVEN | OH

(google search can we go back to the time when worrying if the au was gonna be too straight was our only problem)

— after DAYS hoseok’s offer works

— hoseok out there doing god’s work

— o

— autocorrect

— progress

— more progress but the difference is, this time guk isn’t happy.

— soo-mi is a friend now

— speaking hole

— we get it

— no hetero tho

— p-perhaps

— can’t do this

— he walks away

— oh :(

— message not sent

— taehyung is gonna do something

— the last crackhead tweets before the real shit goes down

— taehyung’s really done something (pt. 1)

— taehyung’s really done something (pt. 2)

— taehyung’s really done something (pt. 3)
it’s better.

— home

— burning

— 🔞 (pt. 1)

— 🔞 (pt. 2)

— 🔞 (pt. 3)

— 🔞 (pt. 4)

— 🔞 (pt. 5)

— all they need

— some tweets next morning

— what happened when they woke up (pt. 1)

— what happened when they woke up (pt. 2)
okay?

— EIGHT | OKAY.

finally, there is no warning. we made it. it’s completely gay and the sun is shining, birds are singing, crops are flourishing.

the gays have won.

— ...true

— two moods

— the official boyfriend tweets

— soo-mi just misses her brother (and yoongi shoots his shot, i guess?)

— taehyung invented bringing families back together

— the jeons are officially not ignoring each other anymore

— oomf

— do both wtf

— guk’s sad gay gang has officially expanded

— jeongguk as a barista???

— that’s my daddy!

— hmm... do i smell a déjà vu? but without the latte art uh...

— counting

— still counting

— commercial break, but guess what? yoongi has another happy client

— not counting anymore

— it comes. (pt. 1)

— it comes (pt. 2)

— it comes (pt. 3)

— never

— THE END.

++ bonus

— a sappy thank you

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