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Jay Kirell @JasonKirell
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Ever notice how nobody ever says women aren't smart enough to be in the infantry?

Men can slide by with an IQ somewhat on par with a chimpanzee.

Imagine how much better the military would be if it raised its intelligence standard instead of obsessing over just the physical.
"But Jay," you scream as your medium Grunt Style t-shirt that should be an XL slowly traps the blood above your neck, "what happens when you need someone to hump a tank up a mountain. What then smart guy?"
*Anonymous guy with eight numbers and red X's in his handle appears off from the side like Grima Wormtongue*

"Have you thought about..."
"WE NEED MORE SHEEPDOG WARRIOR SPARTAN OPERATORS NOT SOME SJW VIRTUAL-SIGNALING KUMBAYA SINGING UNITES NATIONS LOVING BLACK FEMALE TRANS GAY POG WHO IDENTIFIES AS A COCONUT IN MY INFANTRY," says Larry, who enlisted in 95, got out in 97 and was actually in water treatment.
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