Thread by @SuperNerdMike

I know the secret behind asshole corporate marketing accounts.

People who've worked in retail.

Every single day, another sliver of soul is lost to those ladies with That Haircut.
Another sliver is lost maintaining a fake smile in the face of joblessness.
More for every insult.

Behind every corporately enforced smile is a thought of strangling that mother fucker who misunderstands the concept behind the customer always being right.

A smouldering hatred for that silly son of a bitch screaming at you to get the manager because he don't have a receipt.

Everyone in retail is powerless to these harpies, & their incessant yelling, their impetuous cries to speak to the manager, each holding your job in their crooked talons, and worse haircut.

But not customer service accounts.

Nuh-uh.

They don't gotta play like that.

I bet you, absolutely bet you, the first time one of those accounts took a swing at a customer, it was a spur of the moment. One marketing account manager pissed off, tired of the bullshit these filthy cockatrices brought to their mentions, who decided to swing, a Hail Mary.

One long dicked mother fucker of an account manager throwing his current job away by cock slapping an idiot on a public forum.
He, or she, probably got their resume ready just in case.

But something everyone forgets, even Twitter, is that the platform is for PVP.

And everyone, absolutely everyone, that works in retail, has wanted to mushroom stamp That Customer, that annoying basilisk off the face of the earth, for their idiocy.

So. They move to help.
RTs happen. Favorites.

That idiot gets annihilated with the approval of 15k people.

15k people, all who've worked in retail, eager to mush that long dicked nibba's long dick right in the face of That Bitch.

No longer is it bullying some simple account asking the inane, it's everyone vs That Fucker who would otherwise hold a knee to your throat for stupid shit.

15k who helped promote that account manager to the next level of management.
All because they cockslapped some idiot for inane shit.

Everyone in retail wants to be that guy who could cockslap That Customer for the stupid shit they put them through, and get promoted for it.