"Jo, let's go."
"Nah I think I'm gonna wait till I quantum tunnel through the car door."
"Jo, the probability of that happening is e^-10^35, you'd have to wait longer than the age of the Universe for it to happen!"
Progress: only a few Universe ages left, but Jo will never know.
"Nah I think I'm gonna wait till I quantum tunnel through the car door."
"Jo, the probability of that happening is e^-10^35, you'd have to wait longer than the age of the Universe for it to happen!"
Progress: only a few Universe ages left, but Jo will never know.
The things you run into in the parking lot of a Ralphs in Los Angeles. Sigh.
And, for those who are interested, here's a thread I turned into a moment on the probability of a human being quantum tunneling through a wall: twitter.com/i/moments/9728…
"I think this person is trying to get away with driving in the carpool lane"
"No dude it's a skeleton, clearly that person was waiting to quantum tunnel through the car door"
"No dude it's a skeleton, clearly that person was waiting to quantum tunnel through the car door"
I'm sorry I just can't get over the stuff I run into in LA sometimes 🤣
