I already think it's silly that superheroes are all ludicrously ripped by default, but you know where I draw the line? Aquaman. Come on: the guy's an aquatic mammal, for pete's sake. He should be a fucking cylinder and loving it. If it's good enough for dolphins, why not Aquaman?
Like, I'm cool with Aquaman being sturdy as shit because he's got a lot of work to do. But the sea's cold man. A 28 inch waist or whatever is gonna give him a shite surface area/volume ratio. If I was designing Aquaman, he would be one plush motherfucker and he would *own* it.
NOTHING but respect for My Aquaman
Aquaman, floating contentedly on his back with a stone balanced on his tummy, smashing his enemies' heads against it repeatedly to get at their insides. Superman gaping in awkward horror as Aquaman bursts another crook like a clam in the name of justice.
