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Time for another episode of TOOTY-CUBE™️ by my 8-year-old.
Panel 1: next to a vending machine full of candy, the law enforcement officers from CUBE CONTROL™️ are in pursuit of TOOTY-CUBE™️. “Cube Control!” says one. “Open up!”
Panel 2: “He is not here!” says one shocked officer from CUBE CONTROL™️ upon entering the room.
Panel 3: “Where is he?” asks the other.
Panel 4: In the final scene, from inside the vending machine, TOOTY-CUBE™️ asks: “want some choc?”

The Officer from CUBE CONTROL™️ slaps his head in astonishment.
This has been another episode of TOOTY-CUBE™️ from my 8-year-old. Hope you enjoyed it! ✌️
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