At my parents house for the weekend and am sorting through all my old nerd shit. It crazy just how different and the same everything is
Some Games magazines from 2003-2004 
Oh. my. god
"Nowadays there are lots of games for women. These include Barbie Race and Ride, Final Fantasy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 10 2, and all puzzle games"
"Nowadays there are lots of games for women. These include Barbie Race and Ride, Final Fantasy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 10 2, and all puzzle games"
EGM issue 184 (2004)
"getting girls to play games? Easy. We paid this model $200 an hour to pretend to play with us"
"getting girls to play games? Easy. We paid this model $200 an hour to pretend to play with us"
welcome to hell guys because I am shook and Im gonna keep posting these
How to trick your idiot gf into liking games using the power of psychology, a double page spread
This advertisement for BloodRayne 2 is just an ass billed as an exciting feature
Letter to the editor GAMEPRO magazine (2004) and comments from this year (2018) under the reveal of an outfit for Lara in Shadow of the Tomb Raider
No surprise that the Rumble Roses coverage is an absolute nightmare but this review spread centred around a EGM employee masturbating on a toilet really takes the cake
Uniden "All the coverage you need" Wireless modem advertisement
Sweet hack
2006 letters to the editor about racist slurs and trash talk in online gaming
One brave EGM employee makes his GF cosplay to prove that boothbabes at E3 are fine actually. I honestly can't tell if it's meant to be satirical
Some bad advertisements
"Sexpot" seems to be a popular descriptor for women
"male leads aren't anti-feminist, it's just the way it goes" male games respond to a woman's letter about lack of female characters.
Games Master magazine 2004
Games Master magazine 2004
Alias review. Her big breasts are sexy but her name is like a dudes and that make me uncomfortable
I have Suzzy Kay's original letter
We have all this unused white space. Maybe I should make the contents panel bigger.. OR
We asked our terrible reader base what they'd like to see in the next grand theft auto and it's unsurprisingly awful
Since people are asking and I now know the answer, this one is indeed satire written by Ellie Gibson.
The rest are not
The rest are not
