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My brother and I greet each other with quotes and the like from Tha Dogg Pound's epic, "Dogg Food," lines from Gang Related and Bad Boys, and weird, insulting things from the 80s.
As I've mentioned, I have friends who ask about the state of my wife's endometrium. I have friends who will start a call, "Hey, is [she] pregnant again? Playing the odds." I have friends who ask if I'm still trolling libraries, albeit the question is cruder.
The idea that what male friends say and do with each other as kids and even into nominal adulthood has some bearing on their true feelings is the sort of thing emotionally deprived, friendless, only children would think.
One addition. Brother and I quote The Life of Brian and The Holy Grail at each other one Hell of a lot, too. Also some Coolio, one obnoxious radio station near where we lived in high school, and Transformers and GI Joe episodes.

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The weird little moral panics of the Trump Era are amazingly more disturbing for what they say about the state of our society than the election of the Dorito Lord itself.
We're late into "Trump Conspired With Saudi Arabia to Kill a Journalist/Trump Yelling at CNN Made Saudi Arabia Think They Could Kill a Journalist" and midway toward the peak of "Trump Will Send the Air Force to Strafe Unarmed Women and Children."
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"We have a moral duty to aid the weak and the oppressed." Compelling.

"We have no right to control our own borders if the right age-and-sex mix appears there." Self-evidently stupid and counterproductive.
Arguments are not won purely on merit, but on the manner in which they're proposed and argued.
This is especially true with matters in which the moving party seeks to have our laws, if not suspended, then at least highly-charitably enforced and interpreted: If you want to make a case that our immigration law as it exists is immoral, you can't simply hand-wave at it.
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Being enamored of the way things were when you were young does not make you conservative; it makes you nostalgic.
Protesting one's conservatism has very little meaning if the substance of your protest is nostalgia and self-appellation.
Similarly, if the entirety of one's conservatism is a single policy stance, coupled with a congenital resistance to change, this merely makes one idiosyncratically intransigent.
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Things are that Unattractive in Men

-Anxiety
-Indecisiveness
-Lack of Planning
-Lack of direction
-Lack of Ambition
-Moodiness
-Self Pity

There is a theme to these
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-Anxiety
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-Lack of direction
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