Thread by @Doc_Wolverine

I'm procrastinating paperwork right now.

So instead of doing what I'm supposed to do, I'm going to stereotype various furry twitters by species.

Starting with weasel twitter, which can be summarized by one, single word. "Egg"

Coyote twitter is basically just dumpsters and kegs
Wolf twitter is a pack of packs-of-one who pack together while still claiming to be packless
Dog twitter is... weird...
Badger twitter is basically wolverine twitter, but they hide the good liquor on the top shelf.

Wolverine twitter is basically badger twitter, except the good liquor is gone, and now we're raiding the rest of the cabinet.
Kangaroo twitter is kickies and pouches.
Possum twitter is constant never ending screm
Bird twitter is basically possum twitter, but in capslock.

Fox twitter is thirsty
Lynx twitter is obsessed with butts but pretends it's just nub tails
Cat twitter is basically all the naps with occasional food
Sergal twitter is either lovely and positive, or the land we don't go, the minefield is sometimes worth navigating.

Dragon twitter is bragging about who has the better hoard when they're collecting apples vs oranges.
We don't talk about gryphon twitter.
Rabbit twitter is like fox twitter, but on a nigh-lethal dose of caffeine

Lion twitter is arguing over who has to get the remote when it falls and the floor, and you're both too lazy to get up.
Tiger twitter is -still- obsessed with sparkly spandex shorts
Bear twitter is apparently camping this thread, waiting for their turn.

Bear twitter (seriously) is either less-than-fox-thirsty or completely wholesome and it's hard to tell which
Snep twitter still hasn't taken their tails out of their mouths
Racoon twitter is stealing coyote twitter's kegs while they're too busy doing the dumpster thing

Iguana twitter is constantly apologizing for it's loudest mouth
Frog twitter is... kinda like sergal twitter, but there's more mines to dodge.
Bug twitter is just art and IRL pictures of weird cute bugs
Hyena twitter is like coyote twitter, but with more rad hair.

Deer twitter is being super shy for half the time, and charging headlong into whatever the other half time, only to turn super shy on a dime.
Squirrel twitter is basically rabbit twitter with about half the thirst and twice to goof.
Bat twitter is hanging out

Cow twitter is good and pure, but also full of really bad milk puns.
Horse twitter has an unhealthy obsession with certain pieces of anatomy.
Skunk twitter is basically it's own little bubble of doing it's own thing... also a lot of smell puns

Snek twitter is basically hypnosis and vore
Red panda twitter is basically snep twitter, but with more color
Lizard twitter is like squirrel twitter but with less floof and a wider array of colors.

Otter twitter is moist rabbit twitter
Sheep twitter is bleets and floof
Puma twitter is the appearance of professionalism with a knack for unlikely injuries.

Tasmanian Devil twitter is communism.

Rat twitter is basically squirrel twitter with more punk
Shark twitter is shaved fox twitter
A small correction on Tazzy Devil twitter: It turns out it's not communism, it's actually anarchy