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Two of my coworkers (no, not that one) just found out that they went to the same middle school 20+ years ago

And then they remembered that they made out in middle school, like got to second base kinda deal

I'm savoring every tasty drop of awkwardness this is producing
Like, you don't realize how deep this goes

Male coworker is married to another one of the coworker's here's daughter.

So father-in-law just heard this conversation of his son-in-law getting to second with our new secretary.
It's still going

We just found out that Secretary's MOM used to babysit male coworker's now wife when she was young.

So now we're waiting for Male coworker's wife to freak out with the whole "YOU MADE OUT WITH MY BABYSITTER'S DAUGHTER?!"
But then again, nothing here shocks me anymore

One of my coworkers actually slept with my babysitter, who is Male coworker's wife's sister/ other coworker's younger daughter

And the boss' son is now married to my brother's ex-GF

And... Fuck I could go on, but we'd need a map
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