Thread by @katebarstool

(1/?) The @barstoolsports office went in on group #MegaMillions tickets. Here’s what we’re buying when we win tonight...

“I’m going to poison the rest of the group. Probably with a keg.” - @BarstoolBigCat

“Buying Barstool & having it re-direct to mulletsgalore.com” - @PFTCommenter

“Move away, throw my phone into a river & never talk to anyone again.” - @BarstoolNate

“Become the dirtiest booster. Pay rival team’s players & then have the NCAA take them down.” - @BarstoolReags

“Buy the #TikTok app & ban soldiers & police from participating in it.” - @KenJac

“Buy a movie theater, have it remodeled & not allow anyone except myself, my coworkers & my family to go there.” - @JeffDLowe

“Have a team that does 100% of my adulting for me + a pontoon boat with a gold sliding board.” - Me

::Did not participate, seemed a little bitter about it:: -@Kmarkobarstool

Went in on his own without the group. In response to what he’d do with winnings: “Don’t worry about it.” - @RiggsBarstool

Not participating at all: “I’m abstaining from weath.” - @devlinbarstool

Selfishly made own group without telling others:
@francisbarstool
@SmittyBarstool
@shmerriman

Selfishly made their own group without telling others pt2:
@mkmolnar
@ChuckNaso

Stay tuned for our big win.