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The Mueller hoax stuff is so obviously false because I mean, c'mon, at least target someone who could have plausibly had sex at some point in their life.
Yes, I am saying Robert Mueller has never fucked. Just look at him. 100% volcel.
This whole story is so perfectly stupid, with Jacob Wohl and the Seth Rich hoax guy versus the Krassenteins:

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Every time I see this weirdo say the word "lit," I die a little bit.
This son of a bitch is trying to kill me.
Also, this year it's going to be extremely fun watching little Ben work through all his confusing feelings about AOC.
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My sources say the death penalty, for tweets, being considered for @randygdub. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
I have never seen a pun make people this mad.
They all want to speak to the manager of Twitter.
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All lives matter...past grievances...yeah this sucks.
Speaker Pelosi: "Of course Democrats believe that we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Nobody's arguing that isn't true."
Say whatever you want about Beto, but he would have NEVER fumbled this question.
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Right then.

And so, finally, I get to turn my attention to the shambles that is the #FairPlay4Women guidance.

Hooray!!!

I'll be breaking up the posting times of this, so the whole thing will likely take a couple of hours to come through.

Stay awhile, and listen

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But before we dive into the nitty gritty of what’s wrong with it (everything), let’s step back a bit and look at the big picture here. This is a consultation that is set up to look at the issue of making it easier for trans and intersex people to get a GRC to correct...

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, or adjust, the initial info recorded on their birth certificate when it was first issued. That would be ALL trans and intersex people(and before you chime in with your usual bullshit, do you know what it is that actual intersex organisations say about trans people...

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The only noteworthy thing in this article in The Hill is the following quote by former federal prosecutor Seth Waxman: 1/4 tinyurl.com/y8n77ejd
If Manafort hasn’t already given #Mueller sufficient evidentiary testimony to implicate the campaign in collusion with Russia (Manafort has met with the Mueller time 9 times in long sessions), Mueller will *never* have it. 2/4
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With the upcoming Neil-Gaiman-orchestrated "Dreaming" line at DC comics, I thought it might be time to revisit Neil Gaiman's wonderful "Sandman."

(Sandman: Overture #1.)
It's funny, I was just thinking today about the late sixties paranoia about cultural psychosis and insanity.

Modern pop culture is similarly fixated on the idea of insanity rippling through the popular unconscious.

"Legion", "Westworld", etc.

(Sandman: Overture #2.)
It's almost surprising that it took as long as it did for Gaiman to write for "Doctor Who."

Gaiman's abstract/symbolic cosmos is very much in keeping with Russell T. Davies' approach to concepts like "the Time War."

(Sandman: Overture #2.)
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Okay kids, it's time! The Conservative prospects have ALL done their ConHome interviews. So our last chance to see their (often) weird views on transport before the party spin machine tells them to focus on dogwhistle racism.

SO LETS GO ON A MONORAIL HUNT! /1
Now I know it's not yet 11am, but that DOESN'T mean this isn't a drinking game. So the normal rules apply. Even if all you have to hand is tea, you have to drink when someone says:

1) financial blackhole
2) driverless
3) strikes
4) something about how they love driving /2
Ready? Cool beans. So lets start with Andrew Rosindell, current MP for Romford.

Things you should know about Andy for context:

- Loves Brexit
- Loves the Union Jack
- Wants the BBC to play the national anthem each day
- Not a big fan of equality and/or gay marriage /3
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I think, it's possible that I have a penchant for punishing myself for things that are oft beyond my control.
Infact, it's almost safe to say that I have a craving for beating myself up for not living up to my own expectations.
And that's a dangerous thing because it could mean that I deliberately sabotage myself just so i can beat myself up. It's wild thinking but it's quite possible.
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(THREAD) Yesterday I discussed all the bombshell revelations deeply damaging to Trump in the HPSCI Majority Report. But there are just as many in the HPSCI Minority Report—and I discuss them here in a deep dive into the timeline of Trump-Russia events. Hope you'll read and share.
You can get caught up on all the Trump-Russia bombshells in the HPSCI Majority Report via my thread from yesterday, which is accessible at the link below:
As with the HPSCI Majority Report, the Minority Report bombshells begin with George Papadopoulos, who has told Mueller everything he knows—which is almost certainly 400% more than we in the public know of Papadopoulos' role in the Trump-Russia affair. But we *do* have some clues.
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