"Oh no, there are 7000 - wait, scratch that, 4000 Hondurans trying to get to America to ask for asylum, we better get rid of the 14th Amendment", said the Right this week
Next week: "We have received reports that a woman in Virginia has named her cat Isis. Our only option is to declare martial law and restrict the franchise to men named Steve."
The week after that: "We have credible intelligence that a black person is reading a Paul Krugman blog post in a Peet's coffee. Henceforth, all subjects...er, citizens will be required to wear ankle monitors, and Trump's direct male line will be President in perpetuity."
