There's a real swirl around #WorldToiletDay this year. Last year it didn't go down fully, but I'm glad to see that the dictionary is doing its bit to get the potty started in 2018.
Yes, I took the plunge and made that joke. And yes, I'm flushed with excitement about it. And yes, these jokes are crappy. And yes, urine trouble if you jump in with any additional jokes. And no, I have not wiped the slate clean of possible jokes yet.
And yes, the sound you heard was a rim shot. And no, I don't know squat, you are correct. And yes, I know you are scouring your mind for more toilet jokes. And yes, I know you're pissed that you've kept reading this far. And yes, this is just a brain dump of toilet jokes.
