Derrick 53 ‘English teacher’ has just marked year 9’s spelling homework and after a fractious day with class 8 he opens his post which includes poor punctuation & so many spelling mistakes he can no longer cope civilly #CatTeachers 
Jake 48 ‘drama teacher’ has been working for 17 years obsessively on an alternate version of the ‘lion king’ - unfortunatly he turned up to lead a rehearsal of ‘singing in the rain’ innapropreaty dressed in costume much to all of year 9’s amusement #CatTeachers
Milly 36 ‘Art teacher’ has been encouraging pupils to bring in items for a contemporary arts project in the Hall entitled ‘found’ - unfortunatly one child has been making a ‘sculpture’ from road kill over the last few weeks - she can’t forget the odour a week later
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Edward 56 ‘environmental science teacher’ has been teaching year 7 about ‘dinosaurs’ - it’s one of his obsessions - he was most supposed after a ‘good night’ on the town to meet one but couldn’t remember the next day #CatTeachers
Doobie 44 ‘PE teacher’ was very embarrassed during year 8’s ‘vigorous’ sports lesson with a wooden horse to find his dentures hadn’t been as fixed as tightly as he’d expected when he demonstrated the correct manoeuvres #CatTeachers
Bill 38 ‘music teacher’ has had a wonderful idea for the ‘new compositions’ stream in year 10 a module called ‘music from unexpected sources’ - here he is leading a medieval faux cantabile style singing lesson straight from a modern train timetable - how marvellous #CatTeachers
Boyd 51 ‘arts teacher’ is leading year 7’s in a marvellous arts project using ‘drawing to illustrate current political issues’ - Here he is using his drawing skill to explain to the children about fishing quotas - he may need to explain this to the head later too #CatTeachers
Roxanne 55 ‘music teacher’ is leading year 10 in a unique music project inspired by ‘space’ unfortunatly she seems to have taken this a step too far & is currently attempting to be the first to orbit ‘Mars’ whilst playing a upon a synthesiser #CatTeachers
Henry 44 ‘geography teacher’ is planning a field trip for year 9’s - he’s decided they need to go orienteering on the ‘circle line’ - as yet he is unaware it will take over a year for the permission slips & risk assessment to be completed - he wanted to go next week #CatTeachers
Roderick 32 ‘IT teacher’ has had a smashing idea of how to teach ‘mindfulness with tech’ - here he is demonstrating what it’s like to be a laptop whilst encouraging year 8 to imagine how the ‘laptop cover’ feels enclosing all that potential & to breath it in #CatTeachers
William 56 ‘Chemistry teacher’ is banned from showing year 7 what happens when you put ‘sodium in water’ he’s pretty miffed as his safety glasses have now been confiscated by the deputy head & is spending break sulking silently ignoring everyone in the staff room
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Nick 45 ‘Domestic Science teacher’ is home utterly exhausted after leading a session with year 9 on ‘Christmas cooking’ unfortunately he seems to have added sherry to the mince pie recipe & tried a few too many - he’s decided to sleep it off in the supply cupboard #CatTeachers
Philip 46 ‘Metalwork teacher’ is slightly concerned by year 8’s ‘collaborative project’ - they seemed very keen & he ran ‘after hours’ sessions - the head will be visiting the workshop in the next few minutes as he’s keen on pupil expressing themselves thru making #CatTeachers
Norman 57 ‘physics teacher’ has been working hard at his ‘secret santa’ assignment - he’s decided Miss Tibs needs a ‘comedy’ wig - unfortunatly he doesn’t know she actually wears a wig that she’s kept secret & will be mortified when she opens it at the Xmas party #CatTeachers
Lily 44 ‘mathematic teacher’ has just learnt she is leading a workshop for ‘inset day’ in three weeks time - they’ve asked her to perform a few ‘magic maths’ & numbers tricks but she’s far more interested in dropping ‘Fibonacci yodelling’ on them as a surprise #CatTeachers
Wayne 34 ‘Art teacher’ seems to have taken his love for ‘contemporary art’ way to far & when turning up for a double art lesson with year 7 frightening several children - he now has a temporary position in reception hanging on the wall behind the school secretary #CatTeachers
James 56 ‘French teacher’ has finally made it to the Xmas break & is dreaming of ‘better days’ whilst on a bargain break to the Somerset Levels - he’s ignoring the 123 essays on ‘My favourite train journey’ he has to mark as the Spanish teacher has ‘gone sick’ #CatTeachers
