Once upon a time the Government decided to ask the people a question: Cake or Pie?
“What?”, the people replied.
“Do you want cake, which we have had for many years, or do you want to change to pie? If you change, you can never have cake again”
“What kind of pie?”
The people were divided. Half of them wanted cake; they liked cake. A lot.
The people helped the silly man out of the wreckage of the small plane and said “But we have benefited from all the different cake, haven’t we? And we have been able to sell our cake to them”
So the country voted and some wanted cake and some wanted pie. And some were happy with cake, but they really wanted the nurses and stuff, so they voted for pie.
“Er, well......” the government said.
“And what about the pie? You haven’t told us anything about the pie” said the people.
“And what about us?”, said the Northern Irish. “We were promised cake AND pie”
“It is the best deal on the table. There is no better deal than this; you are gonna love this fucking pie”
So the chief said “I am very clear this is the best pie on the table, even if it hasn’t got any nurses in it”
“It’s the pie you voted for”
“Yes, but what is in it?”
“It is the best sort of pie on the table”
“Just tell us what is in the fucking pie!”, they hinted.
The end
Disclaimer: do not read to your children. It’s not that kind of story.
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