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#Hilarious
#Hilarious take on how #BudgetAirlines charge and what happens when it is given back to them !
Spare a thought for a poor Chief Executive of A budget airline.
After arriving in a five star hotel,he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness
#Hilarious
#Hilarious take on how #BudgetAirlines charge and what happens when it is given back to them !
Spare a thought for a poor Chief Executive of A budget airline.
After arriving in a five star hotel,he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness
The barman nodded and said, "That will be 1 dollar please."
Somewhat taken aback, the CEO replied “That's very cheap” & handed over the money
"Well, we do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday from 6pm until 8pm
Somewhat taken aback, the CEO replied “That's very cheap” & handed over the money
"Well, we do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday from 6pm until 8pm
We have the cheapest beer in town says the barman proudly
"That is remarkable value" the CEO comments
"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be USD 3 please."
The CEO scowled, but paid up.
"That is remarkable value" the CEO comments
"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be USD 3 please."
The CEO scowled, but paid up.
He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 3$. You could have pre-booked the seat, and it would have only cost you 2$."
"I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame.
"I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame.
The CEO attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".
"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of 2.5$ for your seat sir"
CEO swore to himself, but paid up.
"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of 2.5$ for your seat sir"
CEO swore to himself, but paid up.
“I see that you have brought your laptop with you"added the barman "& since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3$”
The CEO was so incensed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter & yelled “This is ridiculous,I wanna speak to the manager”
The CEO was so incensed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter & yelled “This is ridiculous,I wanna speak to the manager”
“I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be 2$ please”
The CEO’s face was red with rage "Do you know who I am?"
"Of course I do Mr. CEO”
"I've had enough! What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink & you treat me like this.
The CEO’s face was red with rage "Do you know who I am?"
"Of course I do Mr. CEO”
"I've had enough! What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink & you treat me like this.
I insist on speaking to a manager!"
"Here is his E-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number.
"Here is his E-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number.
Calls are free,until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 5 cents per second, or part thereof"
"I will never use this bar again"
"OK sir, but remember,V are the only 5 star hotel in Town selling pints for 1$
The poor budget airline CEO left in a huff..😂
"I will never use this bar again"
"OK sir, but remember,V are the only 5 star hotel in Town selling pints for 1$
The poor budget airline CEO left in a huff..😂
