Question: How is insisting that gingerbread men are MEN somehow less politically correct than choosing to call them gingerbread people?
How is the former somehow the position that isn't pushing a political worldview, while the latter obviously is?
How is the former somehow the position that isn't pushing a political worldview, while the latter obviously is?
Question: Who seems to be culturally offended here?
Who seems to be claiming victimhood to enforce language?
Who seems to be making a big deal about the words people use?
Who seems to be narrowing categories of expression rather than expanding it?
Who seems to be claiming victimhood to enforce language?
Who seems to be making a big deal about the words people use?
Who seems to be narrowing categories of expression rather than expanding it?
WHY ARE WE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF WHAT WE CALL A COOKIE, screams the woman on a prime time TV news show, making a big deal out of what we call a cookie.
YOU HAVE TO BE SO CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY THESE DAYS OR PEOPLE GET ALL OFFENDED bellows a man who insists that Wal-Mart greeters say Merry Christmas and that Santa Claus is white and straight.
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT RACE yells the man who wrote a 90,000 word screed on why Human Torch is canonically white.
WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH GENDER shouts the man open-carrying in a women's bathroom, eye peeled for trans women.
WHEN DID WE ALL GET SO SENSITIVE muses the grandmother in the Tree Rope Journalist: Some Assembly Required t-shirt, giving the cameras the double-bird.
PEOPLE JUST WRITE YOU OFF FOR EXPRESSING YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS adds her husband, posting his 12th “Liberalism is a Mental Disease” meme of the morning.
THE LEFT IS UNHINGED ABOUT IDENTITY agreed the woman on the top-rated national news program AND THIS COOKIE IS OBVIOUSLY A MAN WHO SHOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO MARRY A WOMAN COOKIE AS DEFINED IN MY HOLY BOOK BY WHITE JESUS ON MY HOLIDAY MINE MINE ME MINE
mommy I want the cookie I want to eat it
HIM, Cindy Lou. In this house you will eat HIM, as our founding fathers intended
HIM, Cindy Lou. In this house you will eat HIM, as our founding fathers intended
This is honestly so important. Cookie circumcision is cookie mutilation.
I asked an expert whether cookies are boys and if so is it gay to eat them.
I found her answer ambiguous so I asked another expert.
So that’s settled.
So that’s settled.
The important thing to remember in this whole PC mess is that gingerbread cookies are MEN: proud, virile, well-endowed and lusty MEN who are powerful but tender lovers.
hey gurl
gingerbread man makes it a point of pride to leave you *satisfied*
gingerbread man makes it a point of pride to leave you *satisfied*
pecan sandy is all about his own pleasure, girl
gingerbread would never do that
come here girl
get some nutmeg
gingerbread would never do that
come here girl
get some nutmeg
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