The day I drove Bae’s Baby Mama to give birth to their Son not knowing #IssaThread
A Friend and I are walking to the garage to get some snacks.. then passes this hot guy in an Audi S3 me and the driver and I lock eyes the car was speeding so it went pass 
Few seconds later sizwa brrrr ama Pipe Hao nigga drove back mhmm I am feeling so hot like Hello Girl
Nigga asks me and my girl out for lunch.. (who says no to free food) sasho sigibela phezulu
There is something about this guy, he looks all thuggish, dangerous and charming tells us he is a Doctor even shows us his stethoscope. I am already picturing role playing
We get to the mall ke as we walking to the food court we pass this other shop with a nice dress friend and I go crazy over it. Athi u My guy you want it? Let’s get in and buy it. Ereng private wealth card mongwaneng
Fast forward me and thug Doctor we become relationship goals. I mean he did all the little things every girl wanted.. #LoveLiveHere vibes
Doctor must have passed anatomy and physiology with a distinction
I was the Main Of the Mains I tell you I Had my own bank card, house keys he even gave me one of his cars to drive around with. I was the perfect Drs Gf
Bae now tells me he wants a baby, I tell him I am too young for such responsibility. He insists even introduces me to his family but I am not about that life
3 months down the line Bae starts making conversation about his cousins who is pregnant. I don’t really take note of this mina I am in loveville enjoying my thuggish Doctor
Fast forward 6 months later I get a call from Bae panicking, asking me if I remember his pregnant cousin that he told me about I am like yeah. Asks I go pick up his sister and go fetch Mzala and take her to hospital
There I am racing to get ready Bae keeps calling rushing me that Mzala is in Labour I must please hurry up
I get his sister and she directs me to Mzala’s house I get there Mzalas mom is already waiting for us outside.. bantwabami kubi asiphangiseni.. I am like mama unga worry ngingu schoemacher
Mzala gets in I greet she gives me attitude asking why we took forever to get there, And here I am thinking haibo Mzala we are doing you a favor here
ae calls to check if we have feched Mzala and tells me he has already made arrangements at this private hospital under his medical aid tells me who to ask for when I get to reception
Mzala is busy being annoying complaining about the potholes saying I am trying to make her give birth in the car. I calm myself down she is just hormonal
We get to the hospital I speak to the receptionist and they quickly rush Mzala and her mom to the labor ward. The worst is over
I get a message alert it’s a message from Bae “ I have transferred 10k into that card you have please go but Mzala baby clothes and anything they will need”
Baes sister keeps on saying I am an incredible woman and her brother was lucky to have me.. didn’t take note of it we rushed to get Mzalas new born clothes I was so happy to have a man that cared about his family this much, I was blessed
My friends call asking where I am I share the exciting news Mzala is giving birth so I am around town getting clothes.. they are a crazy bunch they say we coming through to welcome baby Mzala
We get to hospital Mzala has given birth she still grumpy asked where Bae is(calling him by name) I tell her not to worry he is on his way. She says to me she is thirsty I must rush and get her juice in my head I am like Mzala ungjwayela kabi
Bae finally calls “ I am outside ningakuphi” I direct him.. I am so relieved his here to free me from MonsterMzala
My friends say they also around I am like they must look for Bae and get in with him. I go out to the corridor to meet up with them I hug Bae thanking him for being such a nice cousin
When we get in Mzala’s mom is the first to welcome Bae “Hao Mkhwenyana sofiki sekavelile uboy” I must have heard her wrong
Mzala wakes up on some “ Baby Hao why you took forever to get here I wanted you to be the first one to hold our son”
My friends and I are all shocked haibo.. “Mkhwenyana “ “Son” I look at Baes Sister Hao Ma Mbali
I almost faint right there this information is too much to comprehend my friends help me up kunzima
My whole boyfriend is a Mkhwenyana haibo he is a father and “Baby” to Mzala some one wake me up this can’t be
Now Mzala says “ngcela niphume ngisale no baba wontfwana Wam” I am like Yey wena I am not going anywhere Bae is trying to calm me down and saying “baby I can explain”
My friends are there ready to kill anyone, Mzala’s mom is saying we making noise let us rather leave.
Mzala is screaming baby ngcela ukhiphe lehlanya lakho la.. I am like girl don’t drive me crazy you think I am crazy you haven’t seen nothing
I start crying hysterically a whole Me drove Mzala to hospital and even bought her baby clothes and Now this
The nurse walks in and threw us all out saying we making a scene.. and says the baby’s parents can remain behind
I was there pulling Bae out like sihamba sonke la.. this baby will be fatherless until we sort out this drama
