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some personal news 
FYI these are a bearded dragon food. They have many supposed advantages over crickets:
- They don't jump
- They don't climb
- They don't stink
- They don't chirp
- They don't bite
- More nutritious
But we will test these claims, together.
- They don't jump
- They don't climb
- They don't stink
- They don't chirp
- They don't bite
- More nutritious
But we will test these claims, together.
She has made this clear to me in spectacularly vivid terms.
This came up in the previous cricket thread and: yep. They can be mean little shits. Have been known to gnaw on sleeping lizards when left in their cages overnight.
Folks,
I’ve taken the prudent step of doing the unboxing while the wife is out of the house
And here’s how roaches are shipped!
Ever wondered what 50 roaches sound like?
The all-important taste test
haha no definitely not *rushes to destroy all photographic evidence before wife gets home*
