ME: Actually, this is a pretty mainstream, center-left idea
LEFTIES: Shut up you neoliberal scum
ME: Wait, I thought you said you wanted to shift the Ov--
LEFTIES: HOW DARE YOU SAY OUR BIG IDEA IS CENTRIST
CENTRISTS: RIGHT ON!!
ME: Now we just need to raise taxes on the rich
CENTRISTS: Well, OK, provided we --
ME: And expropriate landlords to give poor people houses
CENTRISTS: Now wait just a --
ME: Bolivia is doing great
ME: Immigration doesn't lower wages
RIGHTISTS: But ILLEGAL immigration --
ME: It's been in reverse since 2007
RIGHTISTS: But diversity lowers trust
ME: The evidence doesn't actually show that
RIGHTISTS: Western Civiliz --
ME: