Thread by @matvelloso

Thought of the day:

Stop trying to make everybody happy, you're not VS Code

How many VS Codes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. It works.

A genie tells a developer he can answer 3 wishes. The Developer says:

-I want a dev box with VS Code, another dev box with VS Code and a million dollars

The genie:

-Granted, but why 2 dev boxes with VS Code?

-Well, I felt embarrassed to ask for 3...

3 VS Code developers walk into a bar.

They order beers.

One of them says "man VS Code is awesome" the end

If "War and Peace" was written in VS Code it would be called "Peace and Love"

VS Code is the only dev environment where everything you do in JavaScript is actually your type

Thank you thank you, I'm here in Thursdays evenings doing free advertisement for VS Code because nobody in marketing would be crazy enough to hire me for such a job

Chuck Norris can write code in assembler on the notepad.

Which is why he's so grumpy and punches people. None of this would happen if he used VS Code

VS in VS Code stands for Very Successful.

(I stole this joke and I don't even care)

Money can't buy you happiness but VS Code is free

VS Code is to Vim as Vim is to a slap on the face

(Haters gonna hate)

VS Code is great, no matter what your gender is: tabs or spaces

Morpheus to Neo:

-I give you two choices: At one hand you have VS Code. At the oth... Hey! Neo?? At least hear what the other option was, god damnit

Neo plugs his brain into VS Code. Camera shows his eyes spinning for 2 seconds. Then he opens his eyes and say:

-I know TypeScript

VS Code is why we can have nice things

Ha even my keyboard knows it

Really it auto writes that all the time. Like email to my doctor:

"Hey can we book an appointment next week, because I'm feeling that VS Code is awesome? Thanks"