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Quick guide to Irish politics for any British journalists trying to write about #Brexit. 1/32
Ireland has a type of Prime Minister called a Bono. The Bono is currently pretending to want a backstop because he's worried about losing an election to the leader of the opposition, Van Morrison.
After the election Bono will cave in to British media demands, but only if he is allowed to by our equivalent of the Supreme Court, which is called Enya.
There will then a break for potatoes. And probably alcohol, you know what they're like.
The next stage of the process will be when the Bono brings a bill to Phoenix Park, to be signed by our President, that one out of The Corrs that you used to fancy.
After this the Bono and the Van Morrison and that one out of The Corrs you used to fancy will go to the Enya and oh who gives a shit we have your banks now you can go fuck yourselves.
