this book is free and I shall livetweet it
WHAT IS HAPPENING
this might actually kill me
AM I HAVING A STROKE
This is starting to feel too real.
The morning massage is a ruse.
It’s where he receives top secret reports from...what is absolutely an unconstitutional domestic monitoring program.
Because he can’t trust the intelligence community.
THERE’S A MOLE IN THE FBI.
his secretary accidentally typed massage as message
and...now everyone knows the massages are just a cover for passing illegally obtained sensitive information
The president just straight up ate the top secret note.
Like he chewed it up and swallowed it.
The Mayor of Spokane was just arrested for possession of cocaine, and suddenly this book has jumped the shark.
Anyone who’s ever been to Spokane, WA knows it would have been meth.
THE FBI DIRECTOR IS NAMED STONE
I CANNOT BREATHE
The author is working through some serious internalized shit here.
The president’s secretary is a spitfire who left her abusive husband to work a man she believed in. Even though she’s not really into politics. And she laughs at his locker room talk.
I feel like the writing is terrible, but so is the author.
HE JUST USED THE WORD NATIVE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
“She knows that she can fend you off. You just have to change your attitude and maybe she’ll come around.”
“Uh, she’s disgusting. The one with the chubby cheeks and the freckles?”
President Carlson can’t serve in Vietnam because he has bad knees
oh shit Stone’s lawyer is def getting indicted irl you guys
what about the secret massages
this book is officially a circle of hell
Why is every sad white guy hip-deep in daddy issues.
what is this book even about
I can’t do this
Oh shit, he just used the word chinaman.
It’s weird that Roger Stone knows so many racists.
even a broken clock, I guess
there’s a sex scene
How is all of this still part of the flashback.
Oh Jesus and then there’s a gang rape scene. BUT DON’T WORRY, THE PRESIDENT’S SON FEELS BAD ABOUT IT.
Roger Stone is garbage and his lawyer is published garbage. They’re both published garbage actually.
I hope your lawyer goes to jail right alongside you, Roger.
The president’s masseuse is a traitor. The President has been outed as “a homosexual” (dear lord I can only imagine what we skipped).
This entire book is about toxic masculinity.
I am like 90% sure this guy is not going to help Roger Stone’s case.