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Chris Christie's new, hilariously titled memoir "Let Me Finish" got me thinking about other good memoir titles for folks in Trump's Orbit.
Jared Kushner: The Legacy
Donald Trump Jr: He Did It!
Ivanka Trump: I am!
Stephen Miller: Standing Astride the Receding Line
Seb Gorka: PhD
Steve Bannon: We Will Triumph!
George Conway: Bedtime for Bonzo
Kellyanne Conway: What I Said
Sarah Sanders: Speechless
Hope Hicks: The Trump Whisperer
Omarosa: The Trump Whisperer
Anthony Scaramucci: The Trump Whisperer
John Kelly: The Trump Whisperer
Sean Hannity: The Trump Whisperer
Lindsey Graham: The Trump Whisperer
Mitch McConnell: In the Soup
Melania Trump: When We Are Finished
Paul Ryan: This Book Will Pay for Itself!
Paul Manafort: If Ukraine Your Neck, You Can See the Sky
Brett Kavanaugh: Beer, Interrupted
Sean Spicer: The Biggest in History
Rudy Giuliani: Running With Scissors
Donald Trump: A Heartbreaking Work of Stable Genius
Devin Nunes: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering
Larry Kudlow: The Year of Magical Thinking
Tuesdays with Wilbur
I forgot to mention that the Postscript to Chris Christie's memoir will be written by none other than Kanye West..."Ima Let Chris Finish, But...."
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