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Intro to seasons:

The Earth is tilted bigly. Venus wishes it had our tilt. Lying Venus says it has a tilt of 180 degrees. They just say that because it spins backwards. Lying Venus. Venus doesn't have the guts to have seasons! I watched her on FOX news and agree she is hell.
Then in the summer we tilt and get more sunshine. A LOT MORE. I know all about sunshine, believe me, you wouldn't believe the amount of sunshine we get.
Don’t know how the poll numbers are so good, but it looks like the sunshine is up 1009%? The fake news won't report this.
In winter the beautiful sunshine goes away. It's unbelievable how much it goes away. It's very unfair. It's a low-energy season.

A lot of people are saying the hispanics come and take all our sunshine, I don't know, but a lot of people tell me that
In a few months we're going to get really good sunshine, the best.

And the women — are you kidding? They can't get enough sun. They tell me all the time.

We're going to have the best tilt, we're going to have the best sunshine.
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