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Pelosi is biting the inside of her cheek. Jared is a smug Victorian ghost child.
Epic downward eyeroll from Pelosi just now
Texas, you had a chance to keep Ted Cruz's clammy smugness out of our lives
Kamala:
Trump taking credit for more women serving in Congress than ever before, which actually
Wilbur Ross is a moldering corpse, Dorian Gray's portrait.
Kinda liberating to listen to this speech with the full knowledge that nothing he says is true or worth paying attention to as a serious proposal.
Oh he's back to claiming he'll fight to lower health care costs and increase access. The last two years to the contrary.
Seriously fuck you for claiming progress against AIDS when your VP was the worst villain on this front in the last 10 years.
Grace is adorable. Go Grace, go!
I see Betsy DeVos' donations are still working.
Trump claims to be all for babies and children, except the ones in cages or in foster homes they won't return.
Quite a segue from God to Nato dues
No SOTU is a great speech, but policy balloons aside this is just terrible, terrible writing.
Withdrawing from this nukes treaty is just another gift to Putin.
Joint Chiefs never display much emotion but they certainly don't look pleased.
I wonder who they asked to be guests who said no.
This no doubt Javanka-suggested long homage to victims of anti-Semitism is so gross, given all Trump has done to fan the flames of hate.
Somebody actually tried to write this part but it sounds like bits of other people's speeches put in a blender. Though that may just be the delivery.
And now a brief interlude of terrible punditry.
Well that was about 1,000% better of a speech, both content and delivery wise
Ok I step away for an hour and I see the entirely predictable cohort of Beltway/Acela pundits are trying to spin this as “new tone” from Trump.
