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I started my Valentine's Day by dropping 14Ibs of rose petals on my wife from a special pulley controlled mechanism above the bed. Seal's coming round later to sing Kiss From a Rose to her. Just so you all know what you're competing with. #romance
I also painted a portrait of her from memory and set it on fire, dancing passionately to the music of the flames. A dangerous dance of love. Just so you all appreciate that's the standard I'm setting. #romance #ValentinesDay
My wife just looked out of the window there to be greeted by a 21 wrestler salute. Each wrestler then presented her with a poem, written by me, and hummed softly as I recited each one to her from a podium I had secretly constructed. That's where I'm at romance wise. #romance
It's not easy to get a zip wire made of silk, a 12 piece brass ensemble and a glass pony in a public library. But when I romance, I romance hard. #romance
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