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A very sweary thread, I make no apologies, on online dating sites:

Divorce stressful? Nah, it's a walk in the park compared to the absolute cluster fuck world of @PlentyOfFish and @bumble...and the wankers that inhabit them...(1)
Who the actual fuck are the men that hawk their shite on these sites? In the last 3 months I've been scammed, hurt, disappointed, let down, blown out, used, ignored, lied to, blocked. And the number of fake profiles I've reported and yet back they come..(2)
Now the question is what does online dating provide for men and women? In my experience it means men can be cowards, wankers and treat women with utter disregard and contempt.. women are just looking for someone to love them..(3)
Contempt= ' I read your message on @Kik but was too busy to reply, I was on Tinder & Grinder right swiping, playing footie, getting my haircut, down the pub, working out, getting an ink, watching TV, sleeping, fucking but don't worry hun, you're next.' (4)
Christ you have to have a tough hide to deal with it all..
'Never cry over the man who hurts you, just smile and say thanks for giving me the chance to find someone better than you, you arse wipe.'
(5)
Disclaimer: Now I'm sure that not all men on these sites are players and fakes and scammers and ghosts and married and weird but this is a thread about my experience. Okay? (6)
My next thread will be a list of all the men in the last 3 months and the unique experience they gave me! I'll change the names naturally (7 end)

#onlinedatingsucks
#menaretrash
#trymeawoman
#RelationshipGoals
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