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I just put on the Kondo show about cleaning...is this...like...Iron Chef for closets?
I'm so confused.
Are they fluent in Japanese?
Why is their "worst" more clean than my house? Their living room looks like Pottery Barn pre-Kondo. 😂
Are they fluent in Japanese?
Why is their "worst" more clean than my house? Their living room looks like Pottery Barn pre-Kondo. 😂
I need a ritual prayer to clean?
I'm screwed. If I sit on the floor like that my children will start climbing me.
Why are they crying when we haven't even gotten to cleaning?
I'm screwed. If I sit on the floor like that my children will start climbing me.
Why are they crying when we haven't even gotten to cleaning?
Ummmmm....my clothes that truly spark joy are my pre-baby clothes that I don't fit in.
I do not find joy in my boring, machine washable, mom garb other than I don't have to think about whether or not I spill on it or if it will fit. I will buy 5-6 of the same dress as a uniform.
I do not find joy in my boring, machine washable, mom garb other than I don't have to think about whether or not I spill on it or if it will fit. I will buy 5-6 of the same dress as a uniform.
Kondo definitely lives in a house that isn't full of freecycled furniture where her husband and children have broken ALL THE DRAWERS, so instead of sliding in and out they have a gangster lean.
If these fights are representative of what couples are letting be filmed as tv quality, then I'm feeling a lot better about my marriage.
I can't remember a single argument about hangers.
I can't remember a single argument about hangers.
Kondo's boxes are the hooks from Seinfeld's closet.
Wait...they are on day 26? How did they get to day 26?
Seriously, change that diaper.
Ok I think we're nearing the end...their living room looks exactly the same.
Ok I think we're nearing the end...their living room looks exactly the same.
It really doesn't look all that different. I could clean my kids room and it would look just like the before clean by the next day...oh wait, that's just called Tuesday.
That was not very gratifying.
It looks like mostly cleaned before they were filmed because they knew they were being filmed, then threw out some stuff - mostly from the garage which we all know is really a storage unit, but if you go back in 6 months it's like a crash diet.
It looks like mostly cleaned before they were filmed because they knew they were being filmed, then threw out some stuff - mostly from the garage which we all know is really a storage unit, but if you go back in 6 months it's like a crash diet.
I am so glad I am not related to the second couple. I already have a few inherited rando crazy decorations i keep for novelty but DO NOT need a whole Christmas room.
Their problem is *not* tidying. It's losing their cats in low-level hoarding.
Their problem is *not* tidying. It's losing their cats in low-level hoarding.
Wait, that noise she makes when she high 5's is straight out of the Iron Chef tasting voice-over.
People still use the term "rumpus room"?
If that's the best episode I think I'm done. 😂
If that's the best episode I think I'm done. 😂
