Following a series of defections, the House of Commons is now 650 independent parties.
Still, Theresa May remains Prime Minister because no one actually wants to be in the driver's seat for Brexit, they just want to later claim they'd have nailed it.
She believes she can secure a majority for the WA in the House of Commons if the EU drops the backstop, bans all non-diesel cars, and apologizes for that one time a Romanian accidentally looked a Tory Lord in the eye.
Negotiations with Hull stall over agriculture.
Dominic Raab is shocked at how few busses are required.
The ERG schism over the exact order of blame between remoaners, the civil service, the EU and me personally.
The weather remains shitty.