Thread by @ashwinskumar

1) The weather fore-caste had indicated an over-caste evening, as Hairtosh, Ravjaat Kumar and S. Coupta went into the "Caste no" bar.

Over to you, @kansaratva - all yours! 😀

Looks like @kansaratva is busy. Let me prod a little more.

2) As the trio took their seats at the counter, Hairtosh examined the beer taps.
"Wow, caste iron! Lovely!" he exclaimed.

Coupta, OTOH, gazed at the TV which played a Tom Hanks movie.
"Yes! Caste away!" he clapped.

3) Ravjaat strongly disagreed. "I'd rather prefer a movie with a big, studded star-caste," he muttered.

"Bhaiyya, is TV mein Chrome-caste hai ki nahin?" he hollered to the bartender.

4) The bartender pretended not to listen. Soon, the TV was muted and the radio was switched on.

"Ah, the news broad caste! Bring it on," said Hairtosh.
There was an announcement about an upcoming magic show.

"Wow, so who's going to caste a spell this time?" smiled Coupta.

5) "Certainly not the Duke of Lancaster!" smirked Hairtosh.

Meanwhile, Ravjaat began to get bored.
"Yaar, tum log yeh sarcaste-ic English comments band karo. Otherwise, I will caste-igate you all badly!" he asserted.

6) "Chalo, dekho udhar ek couch hai! Hope we can sit there. Can we?" Ravjaat asked the bartender.

"Of course. It's not a caste-ing couch or something. It's just couch - so please don't typecaste or caste any aspersions on that!" the bartender replied, as the trio gawked

"Wah bhai wah! Kaun ho tum?" asked Coupta, still amused.

"To know who, read my book! Not brought to you by Caste-rol" said the bartender, handing him over a copy of #TwistedThreads (amazon.in/TWISTED-THREAD…) / END.

Sorry, @kansaratva. I couldn't wait after all 😛
Pl don't mind🙏

@kansaratva may be we should dedicate this thread to Monica Castelino.