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💖 Iguanas are maple trees.
💖 So iguanas' bodies are maple tree trunks.
💖 So iguanas' legs are maple tree branches.
💖 So iguanas' bodies are maple tree trunks.
💖 So iguanas' legs are maple tree branches.
We assign every iguana the "iguana" label at birth. We don't even stop to ask them whether they are actually maple trees. Think of how many maple trees are now living a lie, pretending to be iguanas while hiding their inner maple treeness from the world.
Here's another extremely logical syllogism:
-Up is down
-Therefore down is up
-Therefore up is down
-Up is down
-Therefore down is up
-Therefore up is down
P.S. If you've never tried iguana syrup, you don't know what you're missing
