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The only rom-com meet-cute I will tolerate is two tiny but jacked male gymnasts on a bus on their way to a ... meet? and one of them leans over to the other because the first one is blasting COMPANY on his headphones so loud that the other can tell it’s the London cast.
HIT ME UP HOLLYWOOD
The 2nd act complication is they disagree on the execution of the phrasing and diction of “Getting Married Today”
Because I have THOUGHTS.
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At a secluded table at the Chateau Marmont, Annette stares into her gin rickey. "I had to make all these ... zappy hand gestures," she says. "I felt ridiculous."

Glenn snorts. "In GUARDIANS they gave me this ... wig. And the dialogue! 'Destroy the Necroblasters!' My goodness."
Robert knocks back his bourbon. "Ladies," he says, "They had me sayin' 'Hail ...' ... ah, something stupid. Hydrox? Or wait no that's a cookie."

Nicole laughs bitterly. "I had a LOBSTER CLAW. And a DORSAL FIN. I don't know WHAT you're all complaining about."
They turn to the fourth figure at the table.

"What we're saying, Meryl," says Annette. "Is the money's good, and they'll have you in and out in a week."

"Dignity, schmignity," adds Robert.

"What's the film called, dear?" asks Nicole.

Meryl fishes a script from her bag.
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Glen Weldon
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the only one who makes any goddamn sense in this cheeseball endeavor we stan a legend etc
I mean Maria would take up all the attention at the dinner party. She’s extra. She’s theater people. She’s predicable. But the Baroness would be the one with me in the corner, muttering bilious invective joyously, blithely, drunkenly.
I mean she’s got (unearned) confidence in her.
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A sewing challenge that drafts on DRAG RACE history? After so many repetitive ALL-STARS performance challenges? It’s a palate cleanser.
Miley’s advice was better, more grounded than Gaga’s.
I like Miley’s judging? ....Am I a twink?

(I am not. She’s just good at judging.)
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