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the only one who makes any goddamn sense in this cheeseball endeavor we stan a legend etc
I mean Maria would take up all the attention at the dinner party. She’s extra. She’s theater people. She’s predicable. But the Baroness would be the one with me in the corner, muttering bilious invective joyously, blithely, drunkenly.
I mean she’s got (unearned) confidence in her.
It me. It all of us.
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At a secluded table at the Chateau Marmont, Annette stares into her gin rickey. "I had to make all these ... zappy hand gestures," she says. "I felt ridiculous."

Glenn snorts. "In GUARDIANS they gave me this ... wig. And the dialogue! 'Destroy the Necroblasters!' My goodness."
Robert knocks back his bourbon. "Ladies," he says, "They had me sayin' 'Hail ...' ... ah, something stupid. Hydrox? Or wait no that's a cookie."

Nicole laughs bitterly. "I had a LOBSTER CLAW. And a DORSAL FIN. I don't know WHAT you're all complaining about."
They turn to the fourth figure at the table.

"What we're saying, Meryl," says Annette. "Is the money's good, and they'll have you in and out in a week."

"Dignity, schmignity," adds Robert.

"What's the film called, dear?" asks Nicole.

Meryl fishes a script from her bag.
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Glen Weldon
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A sewing challenge that drafts on DRAG RACE history? After so many repetitive ALL-STARS performance challenges? It’s a palate cleanser.
Miley’s advice was better, more grounded than Gaga’s.
I like Miley’s judging? ....Am I a twink?

(I am not. She’s just good at judging.)
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Glen Weldon
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OPEN ON: The Rose family penthouse. The family is gathered in the living room.

[ALEXIS grabs a remote and presses play]

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[DAVID bites his lips to keep from laughing, squints approval at ALEXIS]

[JOHNNY looks confused, then starts dutifully bobbing his head]
JOHNNY: Oh uh hey Alexis that’s really ... it’s catchy. [NODS HARDER] I mean it really blops, sweetheart.

[SIMULTANEOUSLY]
ALEXIS: Ew no.
DAVID: Oh my god.

MOIRA: The BASS line puts me in mind of certain ... sassy little track not unlike it that GIORGIO produced for me in ‘79.
MOIRA: I recall, of an evening, gazing DOWN from one of the LESS sticky rubber-lined balconies at 54, watching MANY a pert polyester-swathed young BUTTOCK writhing in sybaritic ECSTASY as my song (and no small amount of psychopharmaceuticals) transPORTED them to gluteal PARADISE.
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