My 4 year old has recently taken up cursing. Yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis."
My favorite replies to this are the parents @-ing each other. I see you, parents. Our kids are going to be best fucking buddies some day.
My SECOND favorite thing is the ratio of "OMG this is my kid" to "Things that didn't happen." Some of y'all are extremely careful with your language around your kids, and it really shows TBH.
While you're all here, I would just like to say DON'T HIT YOUR CHILDREN, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Don't let your kids swear if you don't want to, fine, your house your rules, but punishing kids by hitting them doesn't teach them anything but fear and violence
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