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1. That age old question that has dogged the left since Marx was alive has finally been answered. For longer than a century, whenever the left proposed a new program or new way to steal your freedoms people would ask "How do u plan to pay for that?" Everytime. This stumped them.
2. But fear not, now after serious thinking (😂😂 ) on their part they finally figured out how they are going to pay for their Utopia.Their grand plan to pay for all of their crazy ideas is...get this.....create the money out of thin air to pay for it. This is not a joke.
3. Since they are now going to just create money out of thin air by issuing debt, they don't even need to collect taxes; but they will so you can't spend the fake money and cause inflation and/or production of bad things like gasoline. Still not joking.
4. So don't bother asking someone like Sanders or AOC how they are going to pay for something like the new green deal...they will just tell you; how they will just create the money via using "modern monetary policy". Or formerly known as "the money grows on trees plan"
5. This ends the debate about tax and spend forever. Now the left can just spend and spend and spend and issue debt and then spend some more. Taxes can be regulated for a higher purposes. For instance, to punish you and stop production of icky things, like guns and beef.
6. No more cow farts to worry about. They can use taxes for a greater purpose. Not to fund the gov but to punish the population, reduce inflation and end production of all things they don't like. Talk about a win-win-win for the left.
7. It's amazing that since civilization began no government has every thought of just printing fake money out of thin air. I mean of course criminals have thought of it when they counterfeit money but even they didn't think to issue debt to cover the counterfeiting. Pure Genius.
8. And of course hyperinflation is just an old wives tale told in places like Venezuela and post ww1 Germany. No one on the left believes in that myth. If it did happen it was due to sanctions that was put on after the hyperinflation started...moving on...
9. So it's with a glad heart, I can share this great new discovery. Utopia is at hand. The age old problem of how to pay for Utopia has been solved. They will just create money out of thin air. Hell, they don't even need a magic wand, a printing press or a central bank.
10. I suppose this discovery would have never been possible if the left had not lost touch with reality and gone full crazy after watching their Utopia fail every time it was attempted. I guess, it goes to show that being crazy allows other crazy people to see your genius.
11. I wonder if this is just the cusp of new great discoveries. Maybe next, they will discover how to save the earth by eating tofu. Who knows what's coming next from their insanity. It's an exciting time to be alive that's for sure.
Money out of thin air. Who knew?🤔🤔
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