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this alone merits a CPS call 
in which Tucker Carlson’s defense of Warren Jeffs creeps out even Bubba the Love Sponge
his empathy doesn’t quite reach endangered immigrant families, but guys who want to marry high school sophomores? those are shoes ol’ Tucker can wear!
between the racism, the lying, the Gawker hatred and the Bubba friendship, Tucker really is just country-club Hulk Hogan
btw I understand skepticism that this will matter but audio like this is weapons-grade sponsor poison. Fox can keep him if they want to but the worthless man will literally be worth less
not surprised that he’s decided to pretend to toughboy this, but the issue viewers, it’s about sponsors. he knows that. he’s freaked
Tucker’s dad married into a chicken fortune — he’s been comically wealthy since childhood. he’s been pundit-famous since 2000. he wasn’t going on Bubba because he needed exposure... he repeatedly called in to defend pedophilia because he wanted to
always touching when two drooling dead-eyed sociopaths find each other
if you look behind the curtain you realize they’re not separate assholes, they’re all one Voltron-style mega-asshole
oh, tucker, sweetie
props for chutzpah, but the truth is if Shep Smith wants Tucker gone he'll be gone. being the big boy who won't say tawwy might not be his best move
