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You know those scam emails that use the name of someone you know to try to get you to buy @amazon gift cards for them? I just got one of those...and had some fun with them.
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Joan is one of my bosses and I knew immediately it wasn't her. So since I had an hour train ride home in front of me, I decided to have some fun and entertain myself. 
Ah yes. Amazon gift cards for clients. Because that's something that's totally normal. Also, notice her name has changed.
Why I remembered Sassy Magazine which went out of publication in 1996, I'm really not sure.
I was told there would be no math. Also, penguins are now involved.
Clearly this is a very urgent matter.
Technology, Tickle Fingers, and punny phallic names. Now we're rolling. On to @cvspharmacy!
Wow! Joan is super pissed. Better get to @Walgreens instead so I can keep the folks at Hugh G. Rection, Inc. happy.
Annnnnnnd I've become hopelessly distracted by prophylactics. Also, Jandy!! 😂
That was the end of our correspondence, unfortunately. But I'll remember it always and fondly. Goodbye, Jandy. We'll always have the drugstore rubbers aisle.
