Thread by @BrunaLab

Please send me more “Heroic @jairbolsonaro” artwork. I’m obsessed.

Good luck finding one better than “RPG-wearing Jair shoots a machine gun while riding a flag-waving velociraptor”
(ht @DLBiller)

Common theme: “@jairbolsonaro as Captain America”

Retro-themed “@jairbolsonaro is our Captain” (Why in English? Who knows.)

The @jairbolsonaro Art Movement really likes Marvel movies. The placement of @realDonaldTrump is...odd.

Speaking of @realDonaldTrump - the dude is shredded, but @jairbolsonaro looks like he hasn’t slept in a week.

You may be impressed with @jairbolsonaro’s nonchalant pose, but as a biologist all I see is the bald eagle which means he’s invading...the US? Canada?

“My God...it’s full of stars!” (@jairbolsonaro by @escondongo)

.@jairbolsonaro, Protector of Brasília, First of His Name.

Cartoon @jairbolsonaro...for the kids!

.@jairbolsonaro ascends into heaven, leaving behind howling topless lgbtq protesters and joyful moms.

.@jairbolsonaro, a brilliant scientist, is a survivor of a PT-caused plague that transforms humans into bloodthirsty mutants. He wanders alone through Brasília, calling out for other possible survivors, & works on finding a cure for the Plague using his own immune blood. I guess.

Archival research by @zvdo_pedro reveals that the original Velociraptor Whisperer was Ronald Reagan, not @jairbolsonaro.

The reason a bald eagle is soaring by @jairbolsonaro’s side while he invades the US and/or Canada? The original image was of @realDonaldTrump invading the US and/or Canada. Thanks to @djluanndapenha for this important discovery.

Some parents find it easier to use cartoons to teach their kids about how @jairbolsonaro saved post-apocalyptic Brazil (while managing to stay impeccably dressed).

Of course @jairbolsonaro is ripped, but it looks like Lula’s been working out as well.

Apparently after defeating Lula @jairbolsonaro vacations in...Switzerland?

.@jairbolsonaro doesn’t go anywhere without an RPG, 2 machine guns, a radioactive bomb-carrying alligator, and a Gata strapped to his leg.

(Thanks to @djluanndapenha for these)

Another Captain America variant, via @djluanndapenha (som na caixa, DJ!)

After a long day of making deals, @jairbolsonaro and @realDonaldTrump grab a rope, some shades and head to the club. #BolsonArt

More Captain America-inspired #BolsonArt. It is not clear why @jairbolsonaro’s helmet doesn’t include the eye flaps that Steve Rogers’ does. It doesn’t really matter, though, because it would be just as unflattering as this head condom is.

.@jairbolsonaro’s old-school Casio G-Shock exudes paternal strength, while the softer edges amd pastel highlights make this #BolsonArt ideally suited to hotel rooms and schools.

The shield on Superman’s chest is the Kryptonian symbol for ‘Hope’. The shield on @jairbolsonaro’s chest is the #BolsonArt symbol for “Wasn’t it awesome when we tortured and killed all those people in Operation Condor?”

Yet another Captain America-inspired @jairbolsonaro fan poster. Do creatoes of #BolsonArt not know about US military hegem...never mind.

Idris who?

My name is Bolsonaro. @jairbolsonaro.

#Bolsonart

I have no idea where to begin. #Bolsonart

“you’re going to be fine...don’t you dare die on me, ok?”

“meu.... nome....é...”

“Stop laughing! Save your energy...”

“...ENÉAS!!!!”

#BolsonArt

“Rambo 8: Sangue no Sambódromo“ starring @jairbolsonaro is going to disappoint even ardent fans of the franchise. #BolsonArt

This is just plain lazy, they didn’t even bother to change the color of @jairbolsonaro’s onesie and cape. #BolsonArt.

Odd choice by the creator of this #BolsonArt because the Ghost Rider, played here by the photoshopped head of @jairbolsonaro, works for Mephistopheles - an agent of Satan.

The #BolsonArt poster for the Marvel-DC crossover that exactly zero people asked for, starring @jairbolsonaro.

#BolsonArt has apparently brought some much-needed 😂 to graphic artists in Brazil so maybe someone could please replace Bolsonaro with me wearing a pole pruner and shooting a laser pointer and the Velociraptor waving a Gators flag? Valeu galera!

PS here is my laser pointer. It’s almost a light sabre.

@jairbolsonaro couldn’t get Batman’s endorsement, so he had to settle for the endorsement of Batman-Impersonator Jou Ventania. #BolsonArt.

Tomy Stark is a genius who went to MIT at 15 to study physics and engineering...just like @jairbolsonaro. #BolsonArt.

Eddie has a neck. @jairbolsonaro does not. #BolsonArt

By showing Dr. Paulo where to make the incision in @jairbolsonaro’s abdomen, Jesus became the hero of this #BolsonArt.

The other hero is @yalegontijo, who found this pérola.