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Trump is a walking shitshow but it is objectively funny that he even does the "student-who-didn't-read-the-book" thing on the most basic things, like floods and lakes and whatnot, just badly bullshitting his way through things that are basic common knowledge.
"One of my favorite parts of eating is the teeth, which is important folks, incredibly important, the teeth. There are even a bunch in the back, which people don't always talk about. I bring 'em up, I don't care. The back teeth are doing an incredible job from an eating aspect."
The moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends toward hilarious.
