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O Tay. WTF.

Highly recommend this read.

A lot going on here,
but provides
insight along w receipts.

Some topics seem 2 B *triggering certain folks,
but I have questions beyond #FARA.

🔥~L.A.U.R.A. P.A.T.T.E.N.~🔥
maddogpac.com/blogs/spicy-fi…
Out of the gate,
I will drop this again.

Who in their right mind
would dump over 200K
emails during an investigation?

A: 👉William Samuel Patten, Jr.👈

But wife is up my ass now.👇
Submitted N2 public record,
Case 1:18-cr-00260-ABJ
Document 37-1
was dropped
4-8-19

It contains letters
+ bags of BS.

1 letter from wife
Laura Patten.
👇
CIA - CI Energy
FBI - Sr, CI #TCO East

Goes *private 2017👈
#Sads
Losing her sh¡t, folks.
Laura Patten
Getting personal.
*What's redacted?

But, seriously, 2014
'Sam's ability + willingness
2 help them access + analyze
foreign subjects of investigative value -
incl those that R pertinent 2 this case.'

Again,
how was she wrkng in CI?
How?
Oh boy.
Laura Patten
leaves best 4 last.
Page 3 a doozie.
"I didn't know."

Can't bare 2 mention
Konstantin Kilimnik 👈
"Foreigner A"?

2016 poisoing in RUssia?👈

Gurrl, ur bad at ur job.
Y did FBI employ u?

Somebody needs 2 take
a closer look at U!

U a *Dirty Bird
Ko-inky-Stink
Things that make u go...
W.T.F.?

Laura Patten +
Rinat Akhmetshin
were *teammates in
2013?👈
The RU Osobist from
tRUmp Tower mtng?
Such circles she keeps.

Has
2 B WORST
CI agent, EVUH.

HT @SpicyMaddog
@WendySiegelman
@ninaandtito
Ah yes.

Can't forget
Sam Patten☃️
+
Cambridge Analytica💥

Oh. Here is Sam +
Rinat Akhmetshin
together in 2006.👈

Download letters here.
Laura Patten Letter
Pages 8, 9 & 10.
Yeesh!

2006 Rinat + Sam
2013 Laura is Teammate of Rinat Akhmetshin
2014 Laura Offers FBI Sam as *resource
2016 Laura + Sam Poisoning in RU
2017 Laura Goes *private
4-8-19 Spicy Drops w Dolby Mic
courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
2-4-19

Geeze.
That tRUmp Tower meeting in June 2016.

Hey Laura Patten,
u were tight w Rinat Akhmetshin,
what more can u add 2 this story?

buzzfeednews.com/article/emmalo…
Gurrl.

Watched as u scrubbed
ur images from web today.

It did make 4 beautiful
geometric boxes w
assortment of colors,
then poof. Gone.

Guess if I were U
might have done that
B4 writing the letter.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️
L.A.U.R.A. P.A.T.T.E.N.
Hey Laura Patten.
[ U zanny gal, U ]

As part of ur job,
did u burn thru
boxes of color
or did u just resort
2 wigs?
No. Seriously.

Do u wear a lot of wigs
cuz ur pics clearly
show u do?

Here is Laura in Oct 2018 on left.
Here is Laura in Aug 2018 on right.
Here is Laura in a Poof Hat to give context.

She's not jewish
so it ain't a sheitel.

Oh well. 2 each their own.
She certainly knows
how 2 convey herself
thru *fashion.
And, wigs.

The Zsa Zsa Gabor Wig Collection
The Cock-eyed Sunglasses
The Entitled Smirk
The Pussy Bow
The His-n-Hers Matching Suits

So, what's in the bag?

U now show
disrespect
toward our
FBI + CIA
community?

*Huh.
Osobist
Osoby Otdel
Russian Special Service

11-14-17
Interview of:
Rinat Akhmetshin

So what u say is ur suqq at ur
old job in CI + #TOC

Hung out w Russian GRU
Osobist Rinat Akhmetshin √

U Didn't know same was
working 4 all those folks√

*Cough
judiciary.senate.gov/imo/media/.../…
Hey Laura Patten,
since ur so close w
Rinat Akhmetshin,
would u do a big favor?

Could u ask him if he's
Source E?

Still puzzled.

U seem 2 not know a lot,
so I figured I should ask.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So, I'm gonna just come back 2 this.

Ko-inky-dink.

U should have a
sealed indictment w
ur name on it, gurrl.

U a *Dirty Bird

Folks should definitely
stick a pin in this one.

More laterz.
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