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Jubril of Sudan till 2023
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MAN: Sweetheart please come here.
Wife : What is it?
Man : Just come to the bedroom
Wife : Why?
man : Can you be spontaneous for once in your life?
wife : Okay here i am.
man : Comot your clothes
wife : Comot my clothes why?
man : Just do wetin I tell you first and come
meet me for bed, no waste time abeg!
Wife :Okay they are off,
Man:: Haba sweetie, wetin ya bra and pant still dey do for ya body?
Wife : Please I am not in the mood
Man: Just comot ya pant and bra and stop all this ya everyday not in the mood story!
Wife : okay they are off
Man:: Haba sweetie, wetin ya bra and pant still dey do for ya body?
Wife : Please I am not in the mood
Man: Just comot ya pant and bra and stop all this ya everyday not in the mood story!
Wife : okay they are off
Man :: Oya jump enter bed.
Wife : Jump enter bed ke? Am i your
slave?
Man :: Just come for bed & sidon & relax first, your shakara don dey too much for this house sef.
Wife : okay so what next , where are you going?
Man : Just wait small I wan go bring money wey you go help me count because all the money wey you dey help me count before
with ya cloths on dey always short.
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