life is about to get fuckin sweet
she would want you to use it to fuck a dragon up
avenging him will take like what? A month? tops? and then you have a free sword
who put that sword there? who knows? but he fuckin kicked that stone's ASS
is it cursed?
as shit
but you're an adult and you deserve an adult sword
it is blessed as balls and chances are 100% that you are about to smite a wyrm or a helltoad
you are about to go fuckin Myakkan SkunkApe on some specters and ghouls and possibly even a dracula
honestly, yes, because he is probably going to put you through some kind of fucking trial of worthiness for it and both you and he know you're gonna use it to mess him up once you've got it
even if that weren't totally sweet you get to ride a giant god damned cat and that is everything ben franklin dreamed of
yes, fucker, that’s called being a good host. You take that sword. They worked hard on that sword. You take it.
they understand that you are about to either fuck up a troll or gruffle some pizza and they want to be a part of it. Fuckin take that sword.