Thread by @charles270

Game of Thrones season 1, episode 1. Lemme see what the fuss is about.

I recognize a lot of these characters from nearly a decade of Game of Thrones memes.

Halfway thru episode 1 & Peter Dinklage is easily my favorite character.

Aquaman clearly doesn’t understand consent...

Ohhhhhh I shouldn’t have laughed when he pushed that child out the window.

Game of Throne S1 E2. Joffrey a bitch.

Game of Thrones got me wanting to call everybody a bastard

Game of Thrones S1 E4. This dude calls himself the last dragon. Nah fam, this is the last dragon

Samwell needs a hug

The Mountain jousted the fuck out that dude

Game of Thrones S1 E5. Why is she breast feeding this damn 5th grader?

I’m only 5 episodes in, I don’t even know who the nigga for June is yet

Everybody on this show is getting sliced up

GoT S1 E6. Robert ain’t good at this king shit

Which DeBarge brother is this training Arya?

Tyrion beat off into the turtle stew. These tears I cry.

“Lemme see that thang one mo time” - Theon

Viserys’ death was sooooooo satisfying. He been fuckboy

GoT S1 E7. Littlefinger was like

Yeah it smell like death

I’ve seen memes where Joffrey dies a horrible death. I’m looking forward to it cuz this kid is fuckin unbearable.

Joffrey is a Marcy D’Arcy-lookin bitch

GoT S1 E8. Arya done killt her a bitch

Oh so Aquaman just ripping tongues out

GoT S1 E8 “Tell Lord Tywin that winter is coming for him. 20,000 northerners marching south to find out if he really does shit gold” - Robb Stark

Every time Joffrey talks

Does anybody on this show ever get a raven & be like “Smythe family? Wrong number”?

GoT S1 E9. Lord Frey got a 15 year old wife

What’s the Dothraki word for bitch? Khaleesi should use it when addressing people.

Every time Jaime Lannister talks I yell “fuck outta here Prince Valiant”

Oooooooooh Joffrey a bitch

RIP my nigga Ned Stark

GoT S1 E10: Robb Stark was like

Joffrey has zero redeeming qualities

King of the north bitch

Khaleesi’s baby was like

Khal Drogo is looking like Isaac from The Klumps

“Already killed one fat boy, bitch” - Arya Stark

“Beyond the wall?”

Oh shit she got dragons

GoT S2 E1. Joffrey still a fuckboy

I have enough free time to get caught up before the current season ends.

Joffrey got slapped and I laughed so damn hard

GoT S2 E2. “We’re looking for a boy named Gendry”

Gendry:

Khaleesi be like

Littlefinger wiped jizz off a girl’s face & sent her back to work

You gots to go to the wall

Oh shit, there’s a black person on this show!

Brienne of Tarth out here looking like Keith Van Horn

Low key expected Renly to ask his wife to get the strap

GoT S2 E4. I’ve never seen such a causal amputation

Joffrey is pure evil

Tyrion is the best character on the show thus far

Oh Joffrey a pervert

These are some fucked up torture methods

The Thirteen got a respectability politics nigga in the group

Ummmm this bitch just gave birth to Spawn

GoT S1 E5. The ghost got Renly. Gotdamn

Just realized Renly’s boyfriend was Iron Fist

Khaleesi had to tell the Dothraki to act like they got some home training

I thought this was Project Pat at first

GoT S2 E6. Theon a bitch too

Littlefinger: *recognizes Arya as Tywin’s cupbearer*

Me:

They threw dookie at Joffrey

Damn they out here stealing dragons

Tywin Lannister played the bad guy in some of my favorite obscure movies

GoT S1 E7. Project Pat probably helped steal them dragons

Theon talks tough for a dude with a puberty mustache

I knew Project Pat stole them dragons. Nigga looks like he steals dragons.

GoT S2 E8. Everybody is telling Theon he’s a dumb ass but he’s like “nah”

GoT S2 E9. The Hound is chopping niggas in half

GoT S2 E10. Everybody is crazy

Theon can’t send for help cuz he killed all the ravens

Killed Maester Luwin and he ain’t even do anything

Valar Morghulis

Dracarys

Oh shit they locked Project Pat in the vault

Ohhhhh butthole-faced zombies

GoT S3 E1. You had one job Samwell. One.

So giants are a thing as well?

This scar makes Tyrion look like a Chucky doll

I always wanna punch Lord Baelish when he’s on the screen

Stannis joined a cult

Creepy child assassins? This show just keeps going left & I love it.

GoT S3 E2. You can’t kill it, you are the three eyed raven

Margaery: is he kind with a good heart?
Sansa:

GoT S3 E3.
Tywin: I’m naming you master of coin
Tyrion:

It’s like a crop circle, but with dead horsies

Podrick’s reward

GoT S3 E4. Jamie is getting an asswhooping. I’m cool with it cuz fuck that guy

Craster a filthy motherfucker

Daenerys played the fuck out of Valyrian Howie Mandel

GoT S3 E5. Beric got the medieval lightsaber

Jon Snow got him some cheeks

So Jaime killed the Mad King because he had to and not just on some dickhead shit? Bet

“I don’t give a fuck about some Tyrells” - Tywin Lannister

GoT S3 E6. Samwell Tarly aka

Jon Snow ate the box & Ygritte is all like

“Joffrey...Cersei...Ilyn Payne”

Thoros has a testimony

I’m here for Theon’s bitch ass getting tortured

“Don’t worry ‘bout mines, yo kids be fuckin each other” - Lady Olenna

GoT S3 E7. “You don’t know shit about shit” - Ygritte

Wildling Jack Sparrow is a hater

But he’s a dwarf” - Sansa Stark’s ableist ass

“We can have somebody carry ya little bitch ass up the stairs” - Tywin to Joffrey

So Barack Obama’s baby cousin is the general of Daenerys’ army?

Daenerys’ dragons are the big joker

“My daddy is whomst?” - Gendry

Maaaan they are fucking Theon up

Jon Snow & Ygritte are precious af

Jaime jumped in the bear pit like Ron Burgundy

“IF YA EVER SEE ME FIGHTING IN THE FOREST WITH A GRIZZLY BEAR, HELP DA BEAR!” - Brienne of Tarth

GoT S3 E8. The Hound is terrifying but he’s an ok guy

Mero is awful. I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of over the top medieval death awaits him.

“That...Sam I am...that Sam I am... I do...not...like...that Sam I am...” - Ser Davos

Damn they got Tyrion doing some R. Kelly shit

Joffrey ain’t have to take Tyrion’s stool. What a dick

“Bitch get this leech off my dick!” - Gendry

Cersei is fuckin miserable. I hate her almost as much as her son.

One day I’ll get drunk at my wedding & embarrass my family like Tyrion Lannister.

Oh shit Sansa is 14? Gross

There have only been 4 black characters on this show so far & 2 of them were slaves

Samwell a dweeb but he’s a real one

GoT S3 E9. I don’t blame Robb, Walder Frey’s daughters are meh as fuck

Did Bran just pull a Professor X on Hodor?

There are goofy looking white guy playing stringed instruments at this wedding. I’m assuming that’s Mumford & Sons or something.

Oh shit, Willie Nelson set Robb Stark up

This must be the red wedding y’all been talking about for years

They ain’t have to stab Robb’s pregnant wife

Yo what the fuck

RIP my nigga Robb Stark

Damn they got Lady Catelyn the fuck up outta here too

Mumford & Sons put their lutes down & got the crossbows

The moral of the story is, don’t piss off Willie Nelson because he’ll kill you to death.

GoT S3 E10. I cant wait to see Arya turn into medieval Beatrix Kiddo

Joffrey wants to serve Robb Stark’s head to Sansa? Fuck outta here Kevin McCallister.

My name is Reek

“I sent Theon’s favorite toy”

Jon Snow: you not finna shoot me

Ygritte:

GoT S4 E1. Jaime mad because his sister is playing hard to get?

I talk like a wildling, I ate with the wildlings, I climbed the wall with the wildlings and I

I’d like to see Jaime smack the fuck out of Joffrey with that metal hand.

The Hound definitely says “fuck 12” when he sees the police

Ok, Arya & The Hound are my favorite characters thus far

GoT S4 E2. Ramsey is nuttier than squirrel shit

They humbled the shit out of Theon. Damn.

Damn, Reek is giving Ramsay a shave like he’s Mister

So y’all just gonna give Joffrey’s crazy ass a Hatori Hanzo sword?

“I think I need to leave, you alone, so pack ya bags, and get the hell on” - Tyrion to Shae

Joffrey got married & they threw his bitch ass a carnival

Cersei is just gonna talk shit to Brienne? I hope Brienne choke slams her.

Joffrey put on a little person minstrel show. Worst tv character ever.

CHOKE BITCH CHOKE

Joffrey suffered. I love it.

Joffrey dead!!!

Goddamn Joffrey’s death was satisfying

They got Joffrey Marcy D’Arcy Baratheon the fuck up outta here

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The Hound ran the okey doke on that farmer

“When we gon’ be free?”

Daenerys: how about now-ish?

GoT S4 E4. Awww she’s teaching diet Obama how to read

Seeing slave masters get sliced up warms my heart

No one suspected Lord Baelish because he’s busy being Ferris Bueller’s best friend

I’m gonna produce a Game of Thrones comedy show called Wildling Out

GoT S4 E5 Lady Arryn’s son creeps me out

Lady Arryn’s a screamer

“The crown owes the Iron Bank of Braavos a tremendous amount of money”

Arya: only one name left...The Hound

The Hound:

Arya & The Hound give me buddy cop vibes

So Jojen Reed isn’t Adam Banks from the Mighty Ducks?

GoT S4 E6. They got Theon locked in Deebo’s pigeon coop

I am Reek! Loyal Reek!

Theon got Stockholm syndrome like a mf

Every white girl with blonde hair & black eyebrows is Helga Pataki. That means you, Daenerys Targaryen

Tyrion ain’t getting a fair trial. He needs medieval Johnnie Cochran.

Tyrion during Shae’s testimony

TELL ‘EM WHY YOU MAD TYRION!

GoT S4 E7 we should implement medieval trial by combat

What kind of medieval steroids was The Mountain on? Ground up bull balls?

Arya keep that mf thang on her

I almost want to give The Hound a hug. Almost

So Cersei was a miserable child as well?

Robin Arryn is an awful little shit. He looks sickly, I wanna spit in his medicine or something.

Lord Baelish a pedo

Lord Baelish: I don’t even like you like that fr fr

GoT S4 E8. Grey Worm saw Missandei nekkid and got a phantom hard on

I keep waiting for Grey Worm to say “broham”

My name is Reek

Ramsay Bolton

Sansa knows how to lie on the stand

“Lady Arryn dead”
Arya:

Prince Oberyn blew a 3-1 lead against The Mountain

The Mountain was like

GoT S4 E9. Samwell asked Jon about Ygritte’s feet. Old medieval foot fetish ass boy.

Samwell Tarly is sprung

Mance Rayder started a forest fire. Smokey the Bear is gonna be pissed

Samwell & Gilly are a square yet beautiful couple

They got giants & niggas riding woolly mammoths

Shooting a motherfucker with a flaming arrow looks dope as fuck

Jon Snow: *points at clearly visible giant* Issa giant

Head ass night watch dude: giants ain’t even real cuz

Giants got giant bow & arrows. Makes sense.

The Wildlings are hungry. Clearly they’ve locked themselves in a room & made five beats a day for three summers.

Some Wildling got a face full of hot grits like Al Green

“You alright” - Samwell comforting a clearly dead comrade

The nights watch is getting got

SAMWELL SHOT A NIGGA IN THE FACE

Nights watch practiced for a 1000 years and still trash

RIP Ygritte

A Pyrrhic victory for the nights watch

GoT S4 E10. Stannis showed up beyond the wall like

Cersei is committed to that incest dick

Damn, the skeleton zombies got Adam from Mighty Ducks

Wait, did Brienne bite The Hounds ear off like Mike Tyson????

Brienne put them paws on The Hound

Shae disrespected Tyrion’s clique & found out his shit was imperial, and he fucked around and made her milk box material.

Haha Tywin died on the shitter

GoT S5 E1. Cersei went to Ms Cleo as a child & been fucked up ever since.

Who did the body?

Robin Arryn sword fights like a bitch

Cousin Lancel tried to give Cersei some Watchtowers

I keep waiting for Varys to do this

GoT S5 E2.
Arya: I’m looking for Jaqen H'ghar

Congressman John Lewis: whomst?

The Harpy’s Son: she’s not your mother
Mossador:

Daenerys had dude beheaded & then everyone was like

GoT S5 E3. The many faces god guy talks like Perd Hapley

How old is Tommen & why am I seeing him bed?

Lord Tarth punk’d Brienne?

Creepy bitch: who are you?
Arya: no on-
Creepy bitch:

Lord Janos back peddled like a mf. Still got got.

Them cult dudes dragged the priest out like in New Jack City

Damn Tyrion got snatched up

GoT S5 E4. The crown has a 350 credit score.

The church of Navy SEALS arrested Iron Fist

Tommen is the most naive person in Narnia or wherever the fuck this show is based

Margaery: you’re the king but couldn’t rescue my brother?
Tommen: pretty much. May I have some booty later?
Margaery:

They got my nigga Ser Barristan

GoT S5 E5 “c’mon I ain’t even do nothing”

Ramsay is a fuckin weirdo

Sansa: Theon?
Theon:

Grey Worm gotta get a medieval strap to wear for Missandei

Jorah Mormont & Tyrion got attached by cavity creeps

Damn Jorah caught cooties

GoT S5 E6
Arya: I didn’t even like The Hound like that
Jaqen:

Lady Olenna isn’t here for your shit, Cersei.

This homophobic ass trial...

He wants Reek to watch

GoT S5 E7
Sansa: help me Theon
Theon:

RIP Maester Aemon, he was only 604 years old.

“You a bastard, he a bastard too” - Sansa

Melisandre: there is one more, your blood runs through her veins

Stannis: you must be out your rabbit sss mind

They beat the brakes off Samwell Tarly

Samwell got some ass and said “oh my!”

It’s me. I’m Samwell.

*googles buggery*

I definitely forgot about Cersei’s daughter Whatsherface Baratheon.

Ha ha Cersei got locked up

GoT S5 E8. Tyrion was like

Arya learning how to tell impressive lies is basically working in customer service

Cersei’s security nun walked in like she wanted all the smoke

Tyrion talked himself into a job

Security nun: confess
Cersei: confess these nuts

Humbled & lapping up water like a dog Cersei is my favorite Cersei.

Tormund beat the shit out of marowak

Finally get to see these white walkers attack. Fuck em up white walkers

“Ta da” - Night King

GoT S5 E9. The queen of Dorne or whatever is not here for anyone’s bullshit

Colleen Wing is on the show too?

Lord Tyrell be like

Aw damn, Stannis is about to sacrifice Lil Two Face

RIP Lil Two Face. She taught Ser Davos how to read, she deserved better

Jorah won the tournament as an 8 seed

Sons of the harpy stay ready to fuck shit up

FUCK THESE NIGGAS UP DROGON

Valahd

GoT S5 E10. Everything bad is happening to Stannis. Shouldn’t have barbecued your daughter pleighboi.

Samwell wants to go to medical school

Stannis: I’m gonna take Winterfell
Bolton army:

This show should be called Everybody Dead

When archery girl’s head hits the ground

Many faced god be like

Jaime is trying to justify clapping his sister’s cheeks

Baratheon children stay getting poisoned

Daenerys is talking to Drogon like he didn’t just get shot

Cersei lying to the head cheese or whatever his name is

Them security nuns gave Cersei the “I want to speak to a manager” haircut

Cersei’s shame walk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They Julius Caesar’d my man Jon Snow.

Even Olly’s little bitch ass was in on it?

Fuck the Nights Watch as a staff, as a record label & as a motherfuckin crew.

GoT S6 E1. Thorne a bitch

When Ramsay found out Sansa & Theon left

Even Podrick’s goofy ass got a kill

“Whatever man, confess” - Security Nun

Arya’s blind ass got a many faced ass whooping

Melisandre’s 1000 year old nekkid body

GoT S6 E2. Hodor’s name is Wylis & he used to know words?

Tommen & Cersei got the same haircut

Arya didn’t see it coming

Ramsay is a fuckin psychopath

Jon Snow byke

GoT S6 E3. “Niggas said I died dead in the streets, nigga I’m getting high, getting head on the beach” - Jon Snow

So the 3 Eyed Raven is the ghost of Christmas past?

The bad guy from Tomorrow Never Dies is creepy as shit on this show

“Who are you?”
Arya:

I wondered where Rickon went. He was basically Judy Winslow.

Olly’s little bitch ass gets hung too

Jon Snow died & came back so he doesn’t have to be in the Night Watch anymore?

GoT S6 E4. When Sansa showed up at Castle Black

“I’ve seen shit that’ll turn you white” - Jon Snow

He always looks like he’s about to die of natural causes

Missandei: how long were you a slave?
Tyrion: long enough
Missandei:

Daenerys wants to run the world but the Dothraki retirement home is slowing her down

The High Septon had an orgy & found religion immediately afterwards

OSHA violation

Ramsay kept eating with the knife he killed Osha. I hope he catches a blood born disease.

Daenerys is flame retardant AF

GoT S6 E5. Lord Baelish is the greasiest motherfucker in Narnia or whatever.

The Waif hit Arya like

I keep waiting for the Jaqen to say “it’s just one of those days that a girl goes through”

Arya has to watch a Tyler Perry play about her family

Aw damn, Jorah’s cooties is spreading

The Night King & nem in Bran’s vision

Wake yo goof ass up Bran

Hold the door, hold the door, hold the door, hold door, hold door, hodor, hodor, hodor

GoT S6 E6. Gilly got a Jenny Jones makeover

Lord Tarly looks like Handsome Ed Bighead

Lord Tarly was like

The people of Braavos appreciate a good fart joke

Tommen’s dumb ass joined the cult?

Willie Nelson is back being a hater

Everybody forgot about Benjen

GoT S6 E7. The Hound got knocked off a whole ass mountain and lived

This Mormont kid isn’t here for anybody’s bullshit

GoT S7 E8 “lemme axe you a question” - The Hound

Weird ass Lancel: order your man to step aside of there will be violence

Cersei: MY MANS LIKE VIOLENCE

The Mountain be ripping off body parts like that’s normal

Cersei got the baddest muhfucka in Kong’s Landing behind her & trial by combat has been outlawed

Tyrion: tell me a joke

Grey Worm:

Grey Worm wanna give Missandei some phantom dick so bad

Creepy bitch: the many faced god has been promised a name...

Arya:

A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell and I’m out this bitch

GoT S6 E9 Daenerys be like

Will your men fight for you when they hear you won’t fight for them?

Ser Davos found the toy he made for Lil Two Face

RICKON!!!!!

Shoulda zig zagged Rickon

They fighting on a mountain of dead bodies

My mans went out like Cleo

YES JON! BEAT RAMSAY’S LITTLE BITCH ASS!

The hounds ain’t ate in 7 days so Sansa fed ‘em some bitch

Goddamn Ramsay Bolton’s death was satisfying

GoT S6 E10. The security nuns broke Ser Loras. Damn.

“I want to join y’all crazy ass church” - Ser Loras

Lancel’s weird ass fell for the trap

Margaery trying to tell you it’s a set up

Wildfire bitches

Cersei gave the security nun to The Mountain? That’s fucked up

“I’m out” - King Tommen

Ser Davos: WHY YOU BURN UP LITTLE TWO FACE????

Melisandre:

“Shut the fuck up even grown folks is talking” - Lady Olenna

Arya put Willie Nelson’s sons in the pot pie

Arya is becoming Beatrix Kiddo and I love it.

So that baby is Jon Snow?

I’m putting “King in the North” on my email signature at work

Cersei is the queen?

GoT S7 E1. This the winter that been coming since episode 1?

“I ain’t ask ya motherfuckin permission, motherfucka” - Lyanna Mormont

Samwell is a library aide? I did that senior year

There’s a restricted area of the library. That’s where they keep the medieval booty magazines.

Tormund like ‘em thicc

Why is Ed Sheeran here?

When The Hound looked into the fire

Jorah’s cooties is spreading. Gross.

GoT S7 E2 “we can take the Seven Kingdoms without turning it into a slaughterhouse”

Nah fam, I’ve already seen the memes.

“I’m a shady motherfucker but I’ll be YOUR shady motherfucker” - Varys

“Jon Snow a real one” - Tyrion

Savages? Fuck Cersei & her coded language.

Lord Tarly: what you gonna do about them dragons?

Qyburn:

Old well done steak lookin boy

Oooooooh Grey Worm & Missandei about to scissor

Hot Pie: Jon Snow is at Winterfell, he’s in the king in the north

Arya:

Damn he choked out Colleen Wing

Theon bitched out. I was about to start rooting for him too.

GoT S7 E3
Jon Snow: your father burned by grandfather alive

Daenerys:

Jon Snow: the white walkers are real, the Night King is real

Daenerys:

Theon: I tried to save her
Boat dude: you wouldn’t be here if you tried
Theon:

“OMWTFYB” - Euron Greyjoy to Jaime

Cersei got that bullshit ass poison too. That bitch is cold.

Cersei writes “Lannisters always pay their debt” on her cold checks.

Grumpkins & Snarks sounds like a Dr Seuss book

Bran: I’m the three-eyed raven

Sansa:

Samwell in the library like

Grey Worm throws a tight spiral

“How you gonna kill me, bitch?” - Lady Olenna

Lady Olenna took that death juice to the head

Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me.

GoT S7 E4 “Hey Dirty, baby I got ya money don’t you worry” - Cersei at the Iron Bank

Winterfell guard: fuck off

Arya Stark:

Sansa doesn’t believe that Arya is a goddamn gangsta now

Sansa: who else is on your list?

Arya: most of them are dead already

Daenerys: what happened?

Missandei:

Arya said “I’m good with mines”

Dracarys biiiiiiiiiiitch

Jaime almost got barbecued

GoT S7 E5
Tyrion: bend the knee

Dickhead Tarly: