Thread: 2020 Presidential Candidates as Songs from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Joe Biden: "Settle for Me"
Bernie Sanders: "It Was a Shit Show"
Elizabeth Warren: "Dream Ghost"
Pete Buttigieg: "Research Me Obsessively"
Kamala Harris: "Flooded with Justice"
Beto O'Rourke: "This Session Is Gonna be Different"
Cory Booker: "You're My Best Friend (And I Know I'm Not Yours)"
Amy Klobuchar: "Angry Mad"
Tulsi Gabbard: "I'm a Good Person"
Jay Inslee: "This is My Movement"
John Hickenlooper: "Santa Ana Winds"
Kirsten Gillibrand: "Let's Generalize About Men"
John Delaney: "Apple Man"
Seth Moulton: "Who's The New Guy?"
Eric Swalwell: "He's The New Guy"
Julian Castro, Mike Gravel, Wayne Messam, Tim Ryan, Marianne Williamson, & Andrew Yang: "No One Else Is Singing My Song"
Stacey Abrams: "The Moment Is Me"
Mike Bloomberg: "I Could If I Wanted To"
The Entire DNC: "Eleven O'Clock"
Howard Schultz: "I"m The Villain In My Own Story"
Bill Weld: "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me"
Donald Trump: "You Stupid Bitch"
Tacking on because people are STILL jumping into this race

Michael Bennet: "Forget It"
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